is it that famous BJ Queen you just mentioned?

Cathode Ray. LCD and Plasma

What is....I don't know what it is...I don't even have a DVD player???


Niagra falls and viagra

What can rage for all eternity?


Claude Rains and Debbie Gibson

Who was the Invisible Man and who *should* have been the Invisible Singer?


Cracker Jacks

What you see lift'n the pickup.
Alliteratively What do you call a circle jerk in rural Georgia?

Smoke on the water

What is drifting across the wet spot after a REALLY good romp..

No sweat.

What is the term used to describe a complete lack of effort?

A Viscus Spew

What is a new Olympic event sounding similar to the Discus Throw?


Breakfast of Champions

what is cold pizza and beer?

Quisp!

How do you like your fwench fies?

Fwied Wice.

What is one of the menu items at Elmer Fudd's Wok and Woll Westurant?

Captain Crunch

Who would you NOT want to receive oral sex from?


Fruit Loops

What is the special word for slipping on banana skin? :D

hot candle wax

What really "burns my butt"?



Sugar Smacks

What do I get when I get "friendly" with other Pixies ladies?

Honeycomb.

What do they call the special pubic hair brush designed for removing "love crust"?

( Love Crust (noun) luv-cust - The dried matter that forms from the exchange of bodily fluids that is generally the result of coitus or oral sex. )

Dough Boy

What is a Sugar Mamma always lookin for?

Poppin Fresh.

What is a first ever erection called?

Tucan Sam

What do you call a man named Samuel with double butts?

Cocoa Puffs

What do you exhale when smoking a chocolate cigarette?


Snap, Crackle and Pop!!

What happens if you don't use lube?

Sugar, salt and pepper

What happens to "sugar and spice and everything" nice after 50 years?

Cloves and Pineapples

What do you need for preparing transsylvanian fruit salad? :D

heavy curtains and spy glasses

What is needed needed when redecorating your neighbors front window.

Toothbrush and mouth wash.

What is the best way to freshen up after a very oral affair?

Licks and Kicks

What is the theme of this years Erotic Poets annual party?

A penguin playing a banjo

What is Icecapades version of Deliverance?

toe sucking and tongue bathing.

What do you get if you cross a chiropodist with a dentist?

nipples like chapel hat pegs

(have you been peaking??) LOL

What are the girls at the Mammary Brothel most noted for?

skipping stones.

what is more painful than simply passing stones?

Trussed

What is the newest Bondage/S&M Magazine tentatively named?

Carmel flavored sugar water.

What is the bong users alternative to flavored tobacco?

Nostradamus

Who is a "notorious" fortune teller .....or, alternatively, the female (damus) version of La Cosa Nostra (sp?)

Palm trees and puppy dogs

What are good substitutes for goalposts when you play soccer in the park?

Richard Gere and a gerbil

What are a pair of cute little pets?

http://www.hampsterdance.com

Turkeys

Which kind of beings can you find between Bulgaria and Persia :D?

hanging upside down

what is meant by Bat-Sex?

Hurricane Position

what is to strap yourself in and wait for the blow of your life


rock and roll picture show

What do you get when yourr TV looses both Horizontal and Vertical?

Stuffing the bird.

What is the euphemism James Bond used for fucking in Goldfinger? or was that Austin Powers???

Shag