nope but I keep thinking about it...

the person below me is having a relaxing saturday

oh yeah it is great

THe person below me hates the simpsons

yep yep.......

The person below me just got a little afternoon delight!

Yes

The person below me is missing someone.

yep... actually I am missing someone special.........

The person below me needs to talk to someone.....

maybe

the person below me needs some oral attention

Desperately!!!!!





The person below me would like to volunteer ;)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yeah


The person below me will make me smile somehow

*flashes mayhem1978 to make him smile*




The person below me loves crossword puzzles.

Love it, yeahhhh!! Do I get it?? Noooooo!!!!





The person below me doesn't get enough foreplay.

Right now I'm not getting ANY foreplay except over the phone.:(

The person below me would love to handle that problem for me.;)

What is foreplay? I remember...way back...something about "reving the motor," or "getting the juices flowing"...something about building passion and getting excited.. O well. It's gone now. Wait! I remember. Yes. Foreplay is turning the computer on.

And I bet you thought us old hippies couldn't do much with those 25 remaining brain cells. Sharp as a blunt object I tell ya.

The person below me will remember to write a "The person below me" sentence.

That I do indeed :D:D:D



The person below me is a news junkie.

oh yeaahhhhh!;)

The person below me loves to take pics.:)

how did you ever guess??? ;)

The person below me would like a nice, long, hot bath right now

With YOU NOW in the jacuzzi.:hot:
I want a repeat performance honey. My feet need some attention. :love:


The person below me wants me to give them a nice hot oil massage

With YOU RIGHT AFTER the jacuzzi!
I want a repeat performance too!

:love:

The person below me is....uh...(damn, it's hard to concentrate right now)...oh....I don't know...

I mean, the person below me is wondering about what to eat for dinner tonight.

MMMMMMMM..... are you on the menu?
*whispers in his ear I wanna eat you baby."*


The person below me loves being seduced.

yes YES...........

Especially if it's you CGT

The person below me likes being treated special

Oh yes, I do like that ... would like some of it right about now, too!


The person below me has plans for tonight.

I do ... now, everyone cross your fingers. :)

The person below me likes to have lotion rubbed on their back and legs.

Sometimes.....it depends honestly.

The person below me had sex this weekend.

Not yet but still holding out hope. :)

The person below me has cute neighbours.

nope... no neighbors........

The person below me jogs in the morning

To the computer. :)

The person below me loves karaoke.

I love to go watch it but not partake.

The person below me loves to catch someone's eye.

True, but then I want to catch more than their eye........;)




The person below has a collection of some kind.

My car collection for one.

The person below me likes Teddy Bears.

I like milk ok, but it doesn't like me one bit!

The person below me sucked something today :hot:

yeppers I did!!!!!!

The person below me got lucky this weekend!

Lucky I got to sleep in on Sunday.........:D






The person below me got luckier than I did.

why yes i did. was that you i saw outside our window?

the person below me has recently won something

I've won something very dear... for which I feel undeserving, yet grateful. But I'll try to treat it as carefully as I possibly can.


The person below me ate watermelon this weekend.

nope i didn't


the person below me got bitten by mosquitos today

no sorry

The person below me cybered today...