ROFL DB!

I have the most wonderful sense of direction!

The secret, Steph, is not to care where you're going. That way, you're always on the right path.

Anyway ... back to the thread ...

I'm so wealthy, they started entering my bank balance using scientific notation. :)

I've been embezelling funds from dicksbro's account for months.

i absolutely hate eating pecans

i love being sweet and hypocritical.

I'm going to wait until the day is completely over before having lunch.

I'm going down the street and give that crappy neighbor a piece of my mind, and then I'm going to punch him where it counts.

I don't have someone that I would love to punch right this very moment!

I can't stand the sight of a woman wearing black lace lingerie.

I think women in burlap is sexier.

I've never paddled a woman. :spank:

I've never written a D/s fantasy before.

I've never blindfolded, cuffed and left a nude woman in an empty bathtub. :blink:

^^^Oooo good one!


I have never spent days shopping for the perfect collar.