And I'll show you something that will fuck it up.

Show me a woman who is always horny...

and I'll show you me on he way to her house....

show me a friend I haven't seen in a while

show me a friend I haven't seen in a while ... and I'll show you a happy reunion.

Show me an open fly ...

Show me an open fly ...and i"ll show you someone ready to fuck

show me life after death

show me life after death ... and I'll show you a common hope.

Show me an empty billfold ...

...and I'll show you someone eating at home tonight.

Show me someone who's insecure...

and I'll show you someone hoping something good is going to happen.

Show me a deserted beach ...

Show me a deserted beach ... and I'll show you some water pollution (it's everywhere I tell you)

Show me a ladies panties...

and I will show you how I would like to take them off.

Show me a lady on my lap....

Show me a lady on my lap.... and I'll show you a lady in for a fun ride


Show me someone who works too hard...

and I will show you someone who know how to enjoy what personal time she has.

& I'll show you someone who's organized.



Show me some candles & massage oils . . .

Show me some candles & massage oils . . . and I'll show you a woman who would be napping with enough encouragement. ;)

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...and I'll show you a lady who likes to be served on a platter.

Show me an open fly ...

Show me an open fly ... and I'll show you osuche with ideas


Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...

Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...and I'll show you an open fly. :D Oops ... did I say that? :D

Show me a news program telling "good news" ...

Show me a news program telling "good news" and I'll show you fictional tv

show me a night without reality tv

...and I'll show you a damn fine night of television viewing.

Show me a pair of edible undies...

Show me a pair of edible undies....and I'll show you a tasty meal

Show me an erotic story .....

Show me an erotic story and I'll show you an aroused individual

show me a weak kneed person

Show me a weak kneed person and I will show you me after a romantic email.

Show me some wet panties.....

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Show me some wet panties.... and I will know where to find PF.


Show me a messy bed.....

...and I'll show you a karaokegirl who sometimes doesn't have time to make it while trying to get herself and two small children out the door in the morning. :)

Show me someone who rubs his or her face a lot...

and I'll show you someone who gets lots of colds.



Show me a hot cup of coffee...

Show me a hot cup of coffee ... and I'll show you some hot lips. :)

Show me your tits ...

....and I'll have to kill you.

Show me a smile....

...and I'll show you someone with something up his/her sleeve.

Show me someone who woke up early on Christmas...

and I will show you a horny hubby,

Show me the way to go home

and I'll show you someone waiting for you to get there.


Show me someone who squeezes toothpaste from the middle of the tube...

and I will show you someone who is a candidate for my wrath...

Show me someone who doesn't put the toilet seat down

And I'll show you someone that deserves to get woken up by the holler of an ass hitting the freezing cold bowl in the middle of the night!

Show me a big cardboard box...

and I will show you the way to the recyling bin...

Show me a horny man

And I'll show you a guy with a strong right arm.


Show me your panties...

Show me your panties....and I'll show you mine

Show me a man with a hard cock.......

Show me a man with a hard cock.......and I'll show you a guy that just saw those panties ^^^^^. :D

Show me somebody who love Pixies ....

and you'll see imaginewithme

Show me a person that loves fantasy......

and I tell you to go to the interactive/role playing stories


Show me a person that writes in those stories

and you'll see a very sensual person

Show me a morning person and....

Show me a morning person and ... you're probably pointing at me.

Show me a night person and ...