What is the type of carpet your dad once had that you mowed with the lawn mower?

armageddon

What soes a double wide elbow deep "fisiting" feel like to an anal virgin?


lipstick and powder

What two Items would NEVER be found on my person...

Statutory Rape

What would they call it if Michaelangelo's 'David' forcibly had sex with 'Venus de Milo'??

White Trash

what came you pick up at any trailer park


a new start

What is the most common request of habitual "fuck-ups", neardowells and losers in general?

pace car

What do you call it when the salsa starts moving

Twinkies

What is the new children's cartoon about a race of cyclops called?


Two golf balls and a banana

What do doctors recomend a prre-op transexual wear in her shorts to get a feel for what is about to be?

Sadie Hawkins

What is Bill Clinton's alter ego when he wants to go out 'incognito'?


Stuffing a chicken in the library

what is necessary if you have either a very large chicken or a very small library?

Cramed Full

What do you call a first anal experience?

Windy weather

What is the best time for a good blow job?

much too loud

We all know the sound of one person sucking, but, what is the sound of an orgy of slurpers?

Record players, CD-players, Cassette Tape Players

Name 3 players you CAN'T have sex with...

Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!

What were the surnames of the 3 Kings that visited the stable at christmas?

A photographic memory

What will cause "trouser tenting" just by recalling the first time you saw good porn?

The 'cooze and The 'ooze

What are some nicknames for the Osami bin Landen?

Towering inferno.

What do you get if you "wet" vacuum pump your cock in a oversized tube filled with Jalapeno brine?

The "Master of Disaster"

What do you call any normal 2 yr old male??


Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, & Hungry Jack

What do you call a sweet refreshing dinner for one nimble and quick boy who likes to leap hot things?

Cookies, cake and ice cream.

What should we serve at a Pixie's Party to celebrate Dicksbro's return?

Heart and Soul

What is in Hannibal Lecter's lunch box?

Woody Woodpecker and Pinnochio

What is bookends that will give you splinters?

horseraddish and pickles

What are 2 of the ingredients for a really HOT blow job?

Frank Sinatra's wig

What is hair done "my way?"

Athletic jock strap

What would you spank an Athletic jock with?


Bridal Veil Falls

What happens when the bobbypin comes loose at the wrong time?

Hot buttered rum

What puts the "Yo-Ho-Ho" in the Ho-Ho-Ho?

2 way street

what is a street that swings both ways


45 days free

What did the ad say about the new brothel?

Shave and a haircut.

What makes a hot girl's pubis hotter?

double down

What is another name for "Paw" de deux?

High five

What describe a typical innercity playgroung basketball team?

clang!

What's the sound made by a steel chasity belt? (ouch)

slurp, slobber, ah.

what does it sound like when you are "eating a peach"?


Greg Allman

What is the answer to "If Gregg's not gay, what is he?"


pocket pool

What is better than no "pool" at all?


Babysittin' Boogie

what is another name for "Sitter step-n-fetch"?

cyber stealth

How do you hide your porno-addiction from your family and friends?

The Sultan of Swat