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WHat position do you sleep in?

Usually on my side. Doesn't matter which one. Sometimes I'll have a pillow between my knees, if the dog hasn't stolen it from me.

Can you sleep if you're not on "your side" of the bed?

That's no problem for me. When I'm really tired I'll crash like an anchor.

Do you have music playing in the background while having sex? And if so, what kind?

Not always and when I do it just sort of depends what kind of mood I'm in as to what type I'll play. I mean, it won't ever be "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver or anything like that. :D

Do you prefer to cuddle with your spouse/S.O. afterwards or are you off to sleep or grabbing for the remote control?

Sometimes I want to cuddle, and sometimes I want to go out and play. ;)
I find sex gets me all jazzed up and I'm often up for some adventure after.


Who's your favorite comedian and why?

Ron White... his expressions are pricelsss. LOL

Yours?

It's a toss-up between Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin for me. Carlin has a way of making topics which a lot of people find extremely important just funny as hell. I love when he gets going off on religion his views are *interesting* to say the least. Rodney, well he was just about the best I've ever seen at telling jokes.

Are you a big believer in tradition or are you more of a "new is better" kind of person?

A mix of both are nice. I give a nod to tradition, but I would never want to view myself as hide-bound

What's your favorite family tradition?

My two nieces call me every year on my birthday to sing happy birthday to me. I usually let the machine pick up so I can listen to it all day long.

Do you speak more than one language?

I speak smatterings of French, Italian, German, and Bengali...but I am not more literate than a 4 year old in any of them


You?

I barely have a grasp on English. :(

Is there anyplace in the U.S. that you've never been but really want to visit?

The Keys..........

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

Frozen strawberry margarita

Red wine or scotch


What's your favorite saying?

There ya' go. I don't know if I think of it as a favorite, but I say it a lot. :)

Do you get together with friends very often?

Yep. Every Saturday for class, and we do lunch together. Plus one lunch, 3 gym workouts, and one dinner planned for next week.


Do you?

Every morning except Sunday, a group of about 30 of us get together for coffee. It's great getting together to visit.

What are your favorite holiday songs?

Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives always will bring a smile to my face.

Do you have music constantly playing in the background in your home?

Constantly!

Are you the quiet type or can't stop yakking?

I'm actually very quiet if I'm not around people that I know but if I'm in a familiar surrounding I'm usually keeping the conversation going.

Does Cyndi Lauper music drive you nuts? (She's on the station I'm listening to right now.)

Nope.... i can handle everything but rap-crap and opera!

Do any pixies make you horny?

Oh yeah, and on pretty much a daily basis.

Do you use steak sauce on your steak? (if you eat steak, that is)

nope i tend to marinate it in italian dressing and grill outside

Do you like soy products?

Haven't really tried many.

Do you buy your produce at the grocery store or at a farmer's market type of place?

farmers market or self grown in summer.... grocery during cold months

Do you hunt venison?

Once when I was a teenager but I never got one. Was mostly a pheasant and rabbit kind of hunter. Haven't done it in years though.

Do you hunt?

Nope. I hunt nothing but Pixie men. ;)


Do you like to try new recipes?

I'm always trying new recipes. Usually put my own spin on them.

Have you had much luck hunting Pixie's men/women?

Define luck? Yes.


Have you ever had a one night stand? And did you regret it?

I've had one, 12 years ago and yes, I've regretted it every day of my life since then. Felt absolutely awful that I did it because I knew I was using her from the word go. That just isn't like me to do that.


What language would you love to master? (The language of love doesn't count.)

Bengali - it would make my family interactions easier


What sexual position woudl you love to master?

Um.......... I really don't know. I've always thought I had everything pretty well under control in that department. I suppose I'd like to be more flexible though, just in case I needed it.

Would you ever use instant mashed potatoes (other than for the obvious sexual situations)?

Sexual???? Nope, I use the pre-made ones in the fridge section


Would you ever play professional sports?

If only they'd let me do it, I would be the 2nd baseman for the Chicago Cubs. Well, 15 years ago I would've been anyway.



Did you ever have a teacher that made a lasting impact on your life?

Yes, I had several. The most obvious was Mrs. Johnson -- who taught me that being a little crazy and carefree was a wonderful thing. I was crushed when she died.

You?

Yeah, I have had a couple that made an impression. Mr. Meyer was my high school English teacher and I gave him a hell of a hard time back then. Mr. Heiar was the history/govt. teacher and really taught me how important it is to learn from our mistakes. I'm good friends with both of them to this day. Even though the bastards kick my ass on the golf course.

You have secret aspirations to be a movie star.

False. I am a terrible actress. I learned that in high school. You can *always* read my true emotions on my face


Are you a very emotional person?

My best friends would say no but they would be wrong. I tend to hold things inside of me until it hurts. Hope that's not to scary for you.


Were you your class valadictorian or salutatorian in high school?

salutatorian


You?

Nope, not even close. You'll have to torture me to get to learn my high school GPA. Let me just say I wasn't in the top half of a class of 23. My undergrad GPA was 3.84 though after a 2.6 first semester.


Which colleges did you consider coming out of high school?