a kick in the ass for staying up so late

'night

One solid week of totally alone time.

Don't leave BIBI, the day is just getting good and started.

A housekeeper would be nice. :)

mind eraser to get the Casino's theme song out of my head

a nuther ice pack. aahhhhhhh!

a new :computer:

new body.....a cute and sexy one would be nice :D

an assistant - way too many support calls!

corn shucker

sleeping attendant

I also need an assistant.....but he would be more of a personal assistant :D

OOOooo! OOooo!


Need vounteers?!?!?

I need one special volunteer....yes. Applications are being accepted. I am an equal opportunity employer. Salary and benefits negotiable. :hot:

a bowl of chowda

Who Hoooooooooooooooo!

Me! Take me!

Hmmmm...And what are your qualifications?

I'm closer than 2K miles?

Wondering if old dogs can learn new tricks? :hot:

I NEED a good stiff crown and coke and I'm gonna get one.;)

new track outfit

what I had a few months ago

book on better negotiating...I just bartered cutting the lawn for a handjob. Oh, by the way...our yard is HUGE!!!!! :confused:

(Come see me...wait--I don't have a yard right now!)

hug would be nice.

Big Hug for (((IAKaraokeGirl)))

A girlfriend wouldn't be bad

For the damn rain to stop so we can fire up the grill. Not going to be happy if I have to cook. :rolleyes:

orgasm

Someone to nurse me back to health

a volunteer

Someone to do my work for me...

Pain medication.

a good kick in the ass to get myself back up to speed.

<--- gives ^^^ a good pric.....oops, never mind. :D

Right this moment, I need a backrub.

oh nice pric there sir thanks! that should do the job

I need to get to work BLAH

prick or price?!?


I need a :3:

A beefcake named Sven to cuddle me, massage me, and fix me breakfast :D

a big sheet to cover my keyboard when im finishing on cam with a girl!! :(

Sheesh there are horny people on this thing today.


I just need a snack. :)