Equipment!!!!, Equipment!!!, that aint a some piece of rubbish you got there honey. That is a genuine certified american made COCK!!

cock+ME+cock=trouble

Trouble and I are old friends.. he comes over every so often and slaps me on the back. Hard!

Hard as a rock and twice so horny.

"....so horny, me so horny" played in the background of the club where they first met, danced, and sweat, many years ago.

Years ago who would have ever guessed I'd be up at 5AM on a Saturday morning visiting a place called Pixies? :D

Pixies is an addiction that has me up at 6:30 on a Sunday morning.

Sunday morning for most people, still saturday night for me.

For me, since I quit my job, one night is pretty much like another.

"Like Another" the sultry barmaid asked, winking at me.

Oh my, she thought outloud, "This bothersome sty makes it look like I am WINKING at everyone!!!"

Everyone was invited when Pixies threw the 10000 member fuckfest.

Member Fuckfest is a great Idea, but where could we hold it and not wind up in jail?

AT PIXIES PLACE :D :D

In jail or at Pixie's Place? That's a no-brainer! :D:D

a no- brainer, with a tight ass serves a purpose as well

Well, hell that was one great fuck!

fuck me fast, hard, and with out cease;)

Cease thou-st biting on thine cock

cock or no cock that is the question............ the answer better be COCK!

Cock a doodle do, but never doodle do a Cock

cock in the pussy and you shake it all up...er I meant to say........

Say what you will, but in my opinion the mature female body is the greatest vision on earth.

on earth we usually don't use peanut butter as a lubricant

Lubricant can be needed for anal, but I myself prefer saliva

saliva, sweat, and spoo all have their place in a good long weekend

A good long weekend could be the cure for the un-ending longing

longing and yearning can cause dripping and leakage:p

Leakage tends to imply that your seal is not tight enough :D

ENOUGH???? Impossible!! There's no such thing as enough, and certainly too much is unlikely....!

Unlikely indeed, that any one could have enough sex!

Sex is not the only way to have fun, but it's probably the best.

The best sexual position that everyone seems to like is doggy-style!

style and class are necessary for the boardroom but not always the bedroom

The bedroom is the place i like to spend my weekends

weekends at the beach can be turned into a lover's trist

A lover's trist could end in blissful long goodbyes

goodbyes should look like hellos just backwards

Backwards fucking.......wouldn't you need a really long cock!?!?!

a really long cock can be useful but any cock will do if used appropriately:p