Who is Madame Lilith's brother????? (It's a genetic thing:o)

Dr., nurse, alligator purse

What starts the jump rope rhyme that ends … “one false move and your in the hearse?”

Engine, Engine number NINE

Where is the "6" to complete the line


Stolen batteries

What are you likely to find in the possession of a dildo wielding electro-kleptomaniac?

110 or 220

What are the voltages commonly found in your household.
Eaty bety, big and bouncy.

what are appealing breast sizes?


The Lon Gwang Province

What part of China produces the most "well endowed" men?


Jingle Balls

What "dingles" gives the jingle as Santa cums down the chimminey chute?

On Dancer!

What happened when Santa tried beastiality?

Wrapping paper

what makes a good protecttive layer from fallen pineneedles when the kissing under the missletoe goes too far.

What is it when the person above you is speechless after providing the question for the previous answer? :D

Vibrating dildo

What your dentist said is bad for your fillings in your teeth.


20 bucks

What did I have to pay for a quick BJ in the bathroom?

Drips on the floor, stains on the wall.

What is a pay by the hour motel?

Slick and wet

How do describe rarin to go?

Champagne, Candles and Toys?

What is Devillishgirl's idea of a perfect night?

Bondage, spankings and rough sex

What to bring to this year's, New Year's eve party!


Wine, women, and song

Devilish girl beat me on that one. ok then

Bondage, spanking and rough sex

What I'm going to give her for Christmas

wine, women and song

What are the two basic food groups for guys and their musical accompaniment.

Lotion, gels and cum.

What are the ingredients of a "Slave Boy" cocktail?

shaken and stirred

How you feel when you're close to climaxing.

Slippery and wet.

How has my nose been since I got the flu? (Ewww, I know, very gross....and I apologize ;) )


A top hat, a carrot and chunks of coal

What is a formal apology from a very bad boy.

Naked guy, naked gal and a jacuzzi

what is a violation of hotel rules waiting to happen?

horny and sleepy at the same time

What is a normal situation if it gets too late before you climb into bed with your spouse or so? (horny usually wins :D)

sailing or flying?

What do competion commuters do on the way home.

ten rolls of film

How do people without digital cameras create 240 images?

Later and plaster

When do we do the body mold and what should I bring?

Beer and pretzels

What is blue-collar champagne and caviar?
or....perhapse What prove to be washday stain problems when watching football in the nude with your S.O.?

O.T.

How do you abbreviate "on the table" for those kinky sessions? :D

New Years Eve or New Years Day?

When should I start breaking my new year's resolutions?

cat litter and olives

When you clean the container, what those little lumps aren't.

Tissues and rubber sheets

What are "must have" items to start the New Year with a "bang"?

The ball drops at 12.

What do they call it when some blows a 12 o'clock meeting?

Party hats and noise makers

What are the New Year's Eve code names for condoms and vibrators?

Champange Toasts

What do you call it when you feel warm and tingly?

Times Square Tonight.

Where is the world's lagest outdoor urinal?

Out with the Old ....

How relationships can change ...

Big Mac

What does Ronald McDonald call his wangdoodle?

munchkins and ruby slippers

How do you spot an Oz fetishist?

The Lolly-pop Gluild.