and I'll show you a man who loves hearing her.

Show me a woman who is silent during sex.

...and I'll show you a man who will be looking elsewhere soon.


Show me a man who loves to eat pussy....

and I'll show myself :p

Show me a woman who loves a good tongue lashing.

...and I'll be there before I've finished typing this post.


Show me a woman who is prim and proper....

And I'll show you a tiger in the bedroom.

Show me a woman that is full of adventure and I'll show you....

someone I'd like to meet

show me a woman who isn't afraid of her sexuality

and I'll show you someone who scares the hell outta Rev. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and the like!

Show me ten empty bottles of tequila, a wrecked golf cart, a fat man in a mumu, a dead horse and half the cast of "River Dance".....

and I'll show you an episode of celebrity fear factor

show me lies, show me sweet little lies

...and I'll show you a person having a hard time dealing with reality.

Show me two empty bottles of wine...

and I'll show you a couple of 70's era candle holders just waiting to be made!

Show me some hot wax...

and I'll show you those same 70's era candle holders, all made with the wax dripping down the sides.



Show me a Lava Lamp and a beaded curtain.......................................

And I'll show you my workplace :) (damn company name)

Show me a thunderstorm and lingerie . . .

and I'll show you some wet panties!

Show me a bottle of champagne and some strawberries....

and I'll show you a damn good time;)



show me a man who likes ass

pointing at a picture of Aqua, that the guy Ma'am?

Show me a woman with time on her hands.