Bad news donkey wouldn't have a thing to do with Shrek as he cleaned the plot up for framing.

good news is that shrek no longer has to have consant donkey chatter in his ear!

bad news its not donkey chatter thats in his ears but manure instead :(

good news is that shrek now smells better for it!

Good news is that he enjoys it in his ears.

Bad news is he can't hear now.

Good news is that tomorrow is Friday.

Bad news is that even though it is Friday, he still can't hear.

Good news is that he's learned sign language

Bad news is that he is the only one making him feel strange.

Good news is that there's bound to be someone coming along who also knows sign language.

Bad news is that sign language is difficult when you don't have 10 fingers

Good news is that you just made me giggle. :D

Bad news is that I am not sure what the joke is.

The good news is that I'm sure another joke will come along soon