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ttt
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came over and knelt down
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, but before he could do
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anything his wife barged in
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"What the Hell is THIS"?
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grabbing her by the hair
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she let out a yell
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I ought to make you
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do me to you slut
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Right after the divorce proceedings
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she ran into his arms
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and begged him to do
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those things she loves most
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I'll do anything for you
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only please don't share your
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body unless you want me
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to become like Lorena Bobbit
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she said in a desparate voice.
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What happened next surprised nobody
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As the pool boy rushed
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forward to passionately embrace her
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everyone looked on in shock.
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... because of the bad wiring. :D
(Thought I'd add a new wrinkle to the story. ;) ) |
Someone call an electrician quick!!
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What should we call him?
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Call him now! I can't
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Do you know the number?
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Just call information because they
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need lots of your money
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in order to help you.
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... find the electrician's phone number.
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Where is the phonebook at?
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In the bottom drawer, mamm.
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She bent over, exposing her
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ass for him to see.
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It was an opportunity that
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made him spring to life.
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He moved quietly closer and
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wrapped his arms around her.
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The heat between their bodies
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