Nope.

Would you ever be a mattress tester?

Family ... not likely ... wife ... yes.

Would you ever plant marigolds?

No.

Would you ever take a milk bath?

Not intentionally, that's for sure. Yuck.

Would you ever hock a necklace?

No. Might donate in some circumstances.

Would you ever volunteer for a medical testing experiment.

Was in the military got volunteered.

Would you ever paint your toenails?

Probably not
Would you ever crosss dress?

Get up at 5:00 am to drive to work anyways.

Would you ever like to have a job where you could get up at 7:55 and still make it to work at 8:00?

Desk keeper at a nudist resort? Sounds good to me. :D

Would you ever work at a burlesque joint?

Yes as a stage hand couldn't be on stage.

Would you ever watch burlesque?

I have. Group I used to work with once every month or so (four times total I think) had what we called a "Perversion Excursion" and went to a place called Big Al's in Peoria.

Would you ever pay for a table dance (I didn't)?

No
Would you ever just sell everything and just move somewhere where no one knows you and start over somewhere kind of hinden?

Sometime I would like to.

Would you ever go to a place where no one knew you to relax?

I love doing that! I haven't done it in a while but I do like disappearing and being anonymous. I think that's why I had such a hard time working in small towns. Everyone knew (or thought they knew) your business.

Would you ever look forward to seeing someone initially but then think you're too busy to see them later?

No, I'm of the school of faith that says time and money are the least important things that we pay the most amount of attention to. If I wanted to see someone that bad I doubt I would lose interest because of "time constraints." :)

Would you ever use lewd gestures (putting two fingers up to your mouth in a V and start wagging your tongue.. flipping up your middle finger and then sucking on it, etc.) in an attempt to incite a stranger?

It would depend on where I was at.

Would you ever make a person blush?

No


Would you ever burn a book?

NO WAY! And I have to say.....Even if the book was called "Burn Me When You Are Through", I just couldn't do it!

Would you ever risk your life for a stranger?

Yes


Would you ever show your 'bits' on a webcam?

been there done that hon, I guess it was before I came here....


Would you ever sell your body for rent money?

Probably not.

Would you wear a tan-thru swimsuit?

Did it and would do it again

Would you ever have a long-term relationship with someone of the same sex?

I don't know, but the thought has crossed my mind lately.


Would you ever have a r/l relationship with someone you met at Pixies?

Nope

Would you ever play footsey with your S/O?

I posted after you SS answer would be yes I would really like to.

Same question as above.

Yep.

Would you ever buy something to "keep" for your children without using it?

Sure!


Would you ever lie to protect your child/children?

It depends . . . if it put them in harm's way, then I would lie. I wouldn't lie to protect them if I felt they acted irresponsibly.

Would you ever post to tell someone you didn't agree with them/found their post offensive?

If something REALLY got me "going"... then, yeah, I would!! (In fact, I think I have, once or twice!!)

Would you ever "self-censor" your post?

I always read and re-read my posts before I post them. :)

Would you ever hide the remote from your S/O?

Nope ...... neither of us are that bothered about TV!!


Would you ever hide the remote from your KIDS???

Hell yeah!~~~~~~~~~~cartoon network at 6am! yeuch!

would u ever just take the batteries out the remote to watch for the reaction?