Standard


Mice: Standard or enhanced?

Enhanced. Everything enhanced is good :D

I'm sick of computer speak...so:
Condoms ~ ribbed or non-ribbed?

Oh sure, make me feel inadiquate will you?


non-ribbed


Douche: plain versus flavored?

Yech! I hate the stuff. But if I had to - flavored :D


Boxers or briefs?

Briefs


Bras: underwire versus not?

Underwire. Of course, I am a B cup...so it doesn't really matter :p

Face: clean shaven or moustache/beard?

Women: clean shaven, Gentlemen: moustache/beard


Pubes: Shaven versus au naturel

Women with beards scare me too!

Women - Shaven. Men au naturel.


Woman on top or man on top?

Wouldn't that depend on who is trussed up?



Bindings: Nylon web versus steel?

I like your thinking! Nylons...not web OR steel....I bruise easily and think my partners might also :D

When tied up: Teasing or pain?

Teasing - I'm a big softie. Well, sorta, in some places anyway.



Teasing: With versus without condiments

Typically without...but I got some mint-flavored massage oil recently...which I could be persuaded to try....

Licking or nibbling?

Licking - but that's a tough call


Torso versus trunk


...now, about trying out that mint-flavored massage oil...

Yes to both.

...First I would massage it into your feet...making them tingle...then I would work upwards :D


Mint or cinnamon massage oil?

cinnamon massage oil


OMG! Let me put an extra battery in the pacemaker! I'm gonna need it today!


Toys: Fruits versus Veggies

Yech! Fingers please. But I bet veggies are more sanitary....


Panties vs. commando?

I have this image of a half pound of frozen succotash...


Panties!


Skirt versus slacks

Me? I almost always wear skirts to work. Pants are for lazing around the house

Panty hose or stockings?

For sex - woman
For romance - woman
For squashing bugs - the right woman :D



Music - out loud or through headphones?

Out load. Preferably during sex. :hot:

Music for sex....classical or rock?

I prefer "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry but if I have to choose...rock.


Lights on or off?

Right now...on would be good.

With clothes or without?

with is fine, if you don't mind a few rips

Swimming in lakes...yes or no?

Yes! I hate chlorine

Swimming...Lakes or the ocean?

Oceans...not crazy about swimming in lakes. Rivers are different though. I have a thing for running water.


Beaches or mountains?

Beaches...but the rocky northen kind

camping...cabin or tent?

hotel :D

mall or fishing?

Fishing! I am not a shopper.

Sex or spa day?

sex although in Ga they call all the strip clubs "spas" :p

massage or bodywrap?

Massage...the harder the better

Whirlpool for two or hot tub for 8?

Hot tub for 8! And keep the alcohol flowing cuz damnit, I'm trying like hell to get Mrs. WI's shirt off!


Wine or mixed drinks?

wine

scotch or vodka?

Scotch


On the rocks versus with seltzer

Neat, please. No water in my scotch!

You?

On the rocks. However, I prefer a glass or two of wine.



Package vacation versus roll your own

Hmmmm...If I could roll you into a package... :hot:

Otherwise, I prefer to plan my own.

Sleep: Naked or clothed?

...inserts yet another battery


Naked


Housework: shared by all versus assigned by individual

Assigned. I demand accountability!

Morning or later-day person?

Morning


Linear versus holistic thinking