Guilty

Live further than 500 miles from your parents/family?

Not guilty. Surviving members of my immediate family are all within about 300 miles.

Do you have more than one car?

We have. Taken in several cats over the years that showed up at our door, we fed them, and they stayed. :)

Would you ever go to a pound to rescue an animal scheduled to be put to sleep?

Gulity

Have you ever cried at the death of a much loved pet?

Guilty


Have you ever experienced a death in your near family?

Guilty ... all our parents and my only brother. Leaves us with my wife's four brothers and sisters and our kids. Three in just the last year +. :(

Have any new kids or grand-kids in the past year or two?

not guilty

kids?

Guilty ... seven but oldest is a Junior in High School.

Grand-kids?

not guilty

super bowl?

Not guilty in years. Although the marketer in me is occasionally intrigued by the commercials.

Married?

Guilty as charged.

Horny?

VERY Guilty.

Thirsty?

not as thirsty as I am horny. :D

in need of something sweet?