I want to be Superman!

I want to be faster than a speeding bullet.

I wouldn't want x-ray vision.

i taught jenna jameson everything she knows

i live at the crabby pattie

I was John Holmes' stand-in for the close-ups.

I work for the CIA.

I'm the Headmaster of an exclusive girls' school and have several students who are working on special projects so they don't flunk out.

I love it when the rain we need goes north or south of us.

I prefer weekends alone

I'm wearing a pink dress.

I do not fancy the pants off Mel Gibson

juicy is not wet and willing.

I am not dreading the evening ahead.

I just ate an entire turkey.