What don't you want to see when you change a diaper?

Pickles and ice cream

What does she ask for after the pickle does the creaming? (That's terrible, DB, shame on you!)

Hat and coat

What is the dress code for a flasher's convention?

lube job

What is a mechanic´s favourite little thing?

running already 15 years

What is a severe case of diarrhoea? :D

Wet'n'wild

What two words best describe the sex life of a great white shark?


fun in the sun

What is sex on the beach?

two ball, corner pocket

What comes from a lucky break? (little pool humour there)


Two pots of coffee and a lot of doughnuts

What won't NYPD go on patrol without?


"Last in line pays"

What is the custom at the local S&M Club?

"The Point Spread"

What is a 69errrrrr?


Come along, get along.

What does a prostitute from the old west say before and after she provides her services?

Yahoo!

What is an overpriced tech stock?

Lead in his pencil.

What does Rickersweet think he has?


A wonderful wit and sexy body.

What are pixie ladies made of? :D :D

Tall pines and running creeks.

What might you find in the middle of a mountain range?

intriguing personality and outstanding intellect

What do most people look for in a soulmate or lover?

oral sex

How do little mouths grow up to be big mouths?

urinals and stools

What are stools (big turds..lol) doing in the bottom of the urinals anyway???:eek:


Hip huggers

Who are midgets?

Panty line

What is the dance that comes after the conga line?

ready and willing

What do you call the reaction of a young man to holding his girl close?

Soft and tender

What is how most people like their baked potatoes and steak?

bright and sunny

What you call a satisfied lover.

Energetic and alert.

What is a horny, young male?


Vim and vigor

What was the first names of the Vitality brothers.

bread and butter

What are some necessary ingredients for an adventurous lunch "meeting?"

chocolate kisses

What you give after your partner wears chocolate flavored edible underwear?


sweet and salty

What is the taste sensation when you kiss your lover after some serious 69 time?

Warm and Cuddly

What are the feelings you get on a cold winter night when you slip under the comforter and put your arms around your lover?

spicey hot

How do most of us wish our love life could be described?


Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah

What was the first Hollywood televised MFM relationship?

Wilma and Fred

Who do Barney and Betty swap with?

Rock, paper, scissors

How do you decide who's on top?

Seven come eleven

What happened at the orgy the other night?

bitter thoughts

What comes to mind if you have to sleep on "the Wet Spot"?

Heatstroke.

feverish masturbation

prejudice

What will I exercise if given the choice to copulate with you or your wife.

pride

What I would have if I told you, "Nope." :D

(Good morning Denny)

security

What I always strive for.

(Good Morning To You, Dicksbro)

love