The bad news is that denny has large feet and Walmart only had loafers in his size.

Good news is that Denny looks good in anything and can run in the boxes if he has too.

The bad news is that carboard wears out quickly when you're running.

The good news is that even in worn out boxes he would look good.

The bad news is that he's not here to hear all the compliments. ;)

Good news is that he is here tonight just not in this game.

Bad news is this whole thing about me has been going on and I'm just not with it. Talk about slow-footed!!

Good news is that you can catch up in the comfort of your home.

Bad news is that he wasn't at home. :D

Good news is that we got to talk about him without him knowing (were your ears burning, Denny?)

Bad news is that we're here yet again, talking about him, without him being here.

Good news is .. ah, heck, ... I forgot what the good news was. (Maybe that was it ... :D)

Bad news is, the memory is the first thing to go....

Good news is you don't really need it anyway

Bad news is that the legs are the next things to go.