What is "evol" spelled backwards?

yokes

what do oxen share

sticky fingers

What is a sure sign of someone who loves to work with their hands?

Puppy love.

What is the first feelings you have when viewing a young canine?


seminal fluid

What is the term used by sailors to distinguish semen from themselves? :D


A keg

What is a quick way to get a lot of people intoxicated for group sex?

beer belly

What brewer's see as the perfect human shape.

Mile-High Club

What was the first club Bill Clinton joined after becoming President ot the U.S.

firelight

What did the caveman say when he held the firefly's back end up to the sticks he'd stacked?

The softer side of Sears.

What do you call the uncooked side of the steak just before you flip it on the BBQ.

digitally enhanced

What do you call a really wild virtual orgy?

Mashed or baked potatoes?

What are your only two choices from the main menu at Ted's house of Spuds.

loose lips

What is poor suction?

sore knee

what do you get when ur on top and ur fucking on the floor!

Answer

it gets stuck.

What happens if you try to do it on a park bench in January in Minnesota.

oil and vinegar

What's another way to say "slick and tangy?"

hamburger and fries

What did I have for dinner last night? :D

whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry

What is great to lick off your ice cream?

sore balls!

What do bowling pins hope for after each game?

squirrels

What is furry.


Clitoris

It's what's for dinner!

too hot to handle

What is a premenstrual female with a headache and no chocolate?



cold as ice

What was today's Siberian weather forecast?

tomato juice

What you can use it to take a bath in after a date with a skunk, or put in a drink that reminds you of your girl friend"s time of the month.

(ok, I know that was bad, I'll go hide now)

hidden treasures

What is when you find a $20 in your jeans when emptying the pockets at the laundry?


milk shake

What did the baby shout when nursing right after mom ran up the stairs?

Ready, get set, go!

What is the last thing heard before all the moaning began at the Pixies' orgy. ;)

Service... with a smile.

What could I expect to get from most Pixie's men?

Big Mac and a Vanilla Shake

what is likey to come with a side order of thighs?

March Maddness or the Big Dance.

what is the first bike rally of the year like?



It was like that when I found it!

What is "What happened to his dick?"

I enjoy being naughty.

What makes you smile?





hot dog!

what reminds you of a hot summer night


bouncing

what is Tigger's tail used for?



sweet cherry pie

What does every baker go home to in the morning?

Mousetrap and a strap-on

What can lead you straight to hospital?

Baby oil

What was oil called before it became crude?

Tabasco Sauce

what can spice up your tongue

slick seat

What makes' for easy backdoor insertion?


three feathers and a pipe

what gets her hot?

double dip