Not guilty - no lawn!

I really should open all the windows on a day like this

guilty

i love the outdoors

Guilty.

If I went outdoors dressed as I am right now, I would get arrested.

Not guilty, fully clothed :(

Ever masturbated in your workplace and nearly get caught?

Guilty, doing a temp work job in college. One of the full time secretaries caught me working it under the desk. She didn't say anything, but she knew.

Ever had an "oops" (showing more than you meant to)?

Guilty (Probably every guy has left his zipper undone accidently. :rolleyes2)

Ever buy a fountain drink or cup of coffee and proceed to spill it all?

guilty on more than one occasion

i like to crunch on ice cubes

Guilty

I love popsicles

Guilty

I have an oral fixation

Guilty



I get off,thinking of Pixie people

Guilty


I log off hornier than I logged on

Guilty



So then what do you do ?

Or, another way to ask:

I masturbate after I've spent time on Pixies

Guilty


is there photographic evidence

I plead the 5th


The advent of the digital camera has made life boring for my local photo developer