True. It's only 5PM and already I feel horny ... er ...tired. :)

TPBM needs to get an oil change.

Why do you ask, am I squeeking?

TPBM would rather pay to have someone change their oil instead of doing it themself

True ... although I used to.

TPBM is anxious for the weekend.

Not even


TPBM is waiting to hear for a phone call.

I always am...but it won't be coming today. :(


TPBM is having spaghetti for dinner tonight...because it's Wednesday, and that's what you're supposed to do! :D

mmmm spaghetti sounds good! Will you be making it for me WildIrish?

TPBM has never painted a letter on a mountain

Howdy Ienki!

Pull up a chair and have some spaghetti!

I've never painted a letter, number or Greek alphabet character on a mountain before.

TPBM has done so.

Sounds yummy! What's for dessert?

Yup, I have.. er, well I helped refresh the Y for BYU once and MC for my high school my senior year. Time well spent.

TPBM hasn't taken a multivitamin yet today

You are...that's why I invited you! :D


I only take vitamins when I remember to. Which is rarely.


TPBM prefers to shower in the morning.

Hmm.. forget the spaghetti then -- let's go right to the dessert.
Yup, I shower every morning or face the wrath of .. of.. well ok no wrath, just don't really wake up all day AND have to deal with my BO, not a pleasant prospect let me tell you!

TPBM knows how to set the time on the VCR but never does.

BO...musky sweaty intoxicating scent...potato...potahto :D


I could figure out how to set the time, but I don't really bother. We don't use it except for porno, which knows no time. ha ha


TPBM has made the transition to DVD porn.

DVD's are so much more portable and easy to hide.


TPBM has tried to send a fax through a photocopier.

No

TPBM prefers cable to broadcast TV

Yep.

TPBM uses broadband service for their internet connection.

Yes

TPBM remembers when the internet scared them

Oh god yeah i sure do and it wasnt that long ago.

TPBM still dont understand how it works

:confused:


:)


TPBM is ready for a weekend!

amen!

The person below me would have fun at the fiesta today!

Dang ... I wanted to, but ... WHAT FIESTA. :yikes:

That's okay, I'll be at our Post Office collecting money for charity. For fun ... I'll lick stamps. :)

TPBM is getting hungry.

Very true

TPBM knows what the weekend has in store for them

Yuppers its Race Weekend and the Draino show is back YAY

:line:

TPBM sometimes forgets to put the person below me line on in this smut game

(like i just did lol)

Thanks, next please. ^^

TPBM wonders where KT, her gf is.

Sorry, I don't think I should tell.

TPBM is going out of town today.

Nope - the doctor does't allow me a pass on weekdays :rofl:

TPBM loves a warped sense of humor

Yup it goes along with my own. ;)


TPBM hates it when things get so complicated they are forced to think.

Sure. I prefer posting second and drooling to thinking hard. :lust:

TPBM isn't real hungry right now.

not for food anyway.


TPBM has had a quiet day.

oh no..........

TPBM is getting excited

Always at Pixies. :)

TPBM knows what I mean.

You know I do Sexy. :x:


TPBM uses Pixies for flirting and stress relief.

True. You have analyzed me correctly. :thumb: :hug:

TPBM wishes is glad there's a Pixie site to have fun at.

You betcha!


TPBM has a hot time plan tonight. :lust:

:( Not really. But, then again, maybe I'll get lucky. :D

TPBM is thinking of pasta tonight for dinner.

I didn't until I read this - you answered the age old question! Thanks

TPBM loves Italian food

This is true. I can always eat Italian. :thumb:

TPBM likes a little red wine with their pasta.

Only if it comes in a box or a bottle with a screw cap :rofl:

TPBM doesn't like to drink wine

That's true, unless it's champagne


TPBM needs to go to the store for some milk.

Nope...we keep a cow in the cupboard

TPBM likes to talk to themselves

ya, but i keep telling myself to stop

TPBM likes to sleep in

Oh, yeah. Shoot, it's almost 3:30AM ... day's half gone. :)

TPBM needs something to drink.