Find one on ebay I bet.

Bet not ... unless I look, of course. :)

Course, it might be found at another site.

Site after site ... looking sounds too much like work.

Work is a necessary evil for our existance

Existance is better than the alternative.

Alternative lifestyles are sometimes appealing.

Appealing appearances is something we all strive to achieve

Achieve all you can from life.

Life should be filled with love.

Love can be cruelly betrayed

Betrayed by his peers,Richard would seek new members for his fledgling IMADICK frat house.

House, home call it whatever you want it is where you must lay your head at the end of the day.

Day light is starting a bit earlier now than just a month ago.

Ago, that is a time in the past