Hey Oldfart.....is this what it is like down under????? :D :D ;)

Yep.....my sentiments....EXACTLY..... :D :D...and the good thing about it....it don't talk back!!! :D :D

Hop along
 

Not my style, but perhaps worth trying.

LOL Oldfart!


Here is another one...... :D

NURSERY RHYMES THAT NEVER MADE IT
 

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very, very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat,
jewels, a sports car......

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Re: NURSERY RHYMES THAT NEVER MADE IT
 

Hickory dickory dock
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The other got away.
Hickory dickory dock.

new horizons?
 

bi curious?

OMG FINN!!!!!!

Never in a million years would I have thought of using a Barbie doll!!!! (Hammer was bad enough :D ;))

But if I would...it would be a KEN or a GI JOE doll!!!!!!! :D :)

TFF!!!!!! :D

Diva,
Sounds like a new thread...Watch out Ken, here cums LoveDiva4U!!!

LMAO Biggun!!!! One never knows what I will do next...heeheehee :D :D :)

:p

great thread
 

another.

stereotype?
 

well... i´we heard they are big but...???

If this has been posted before i'm sorry

Of course this would NEVER happen here @ Pixies.. would it ppl

At Lasr They use the right language
 

Microsft finally got the message that we ozzies needed an operating system written in a way for us to express ourselves correctly