front and center reporting for duty..... Did I hear that I was assigned licking duty?:D:p

Licking duty is right, how about starting with me... but don't worry, I'll return the favor!!

the favor I really need involves you getting your fuzzy ass on a plane:D

A plane headed for Georgia perhaps?? ;)

perhaps to ensure your safety you should bring some mace or other protection.......... preferably a gross of condoms :D

Condoms come in different flavors...too bad you can't say "Hun, can you cum in kiwi banana flavor tonite..with a sprinkle of brown sugar?" :D :D :p

Brown sugar tastes pretty good, but what if I could cum in Mudslide flavor?

mudslide flavor would be just fine but I have a feeling you are plenty tasty au' natural......

au' natural is the best taste of all...yummmmmm :D :D

...yummmmmmmmmm , ever have a pussy burger? they taste just like chicken or should i say tuna

Tuna??? Ohhh how gross...mine tastes like a Kit Kat Bar!!!! :D :D

Bar not the path when there's candy sweet as that!! :D

that is the last time I douche with peppermint schnapps:D:D:p

(minty fresh and no one to notice)

(btw do not really do that:D:D OUCH!!!!!!)

Peppermint Schnapps is not be used lightly... you should consume heavily!! :p

you should consume heavily, any and every part of me on a regular basis;)