Going home, taking a nice hot shower, and shaving every inch of my body that needs shaved

<----- (Official Silky Smooth Inspector :slurp: )









:p

Offering to help anyway I can...

:D

Master back scrubber and razor artist at your service!!! Then I need to make sure that I leave you nice and smooth by checking this way... :69:

WOW! That got some attention. ;)

Yes, I do want helpers and inspectors. More please. :hot:

Well, I did spend a couple of years managing a quality control department. I suppose I could lend a hand too. ;)

I've got some lotion I could massage in. :)

any number of these wonderful Pixies ladies!

oh, that's not an option??

Aside from giving osuche some help with her shaving and then the subsequent inspection.......................


I've got two trips I am planning on taking this spring/summer and I would love to be at either destination right now.

I'm so freaking bored right now that I'd settle for doing just about anything. Even considering doing the dishes from dinner. :yikes:

Unfortunately it's a tad bit too slick outside right now for me to want to drive anyplace and I'm at least a half hour away from anything that could even remotely be considered entertainment.

Sleeping. I can't get the kids to settle down. :(

Cuddling :D

Damn, thwarted by 12000 kilometers.

Sleep (early get up again).

Having a cup of coffee and watching the morning news with my mom out in the Los Angeles area. There's no snow there. ;)

On that honeymoon snuggling with my husband.

Just crawling back to bed with Mrs Coaster!

Running with my wife naked in an open field under a warm bright sun with birds chirping and deer wandering unconcerned. But, given it's January in Illinois with freezing temperatures and snow flurries; I'll settle for our furnace to keep running. :)

Having breakfast with Mr Osuche. Wait - I can make that happen!

Walking on the beach , wrapped in winter coats , drinkin' coffee with my gf.

Pitching a tent at a nice campground. :D

Hmmmm- Can I be the campground? :devil:

Smoking a cigar.

Having my cigar smoked!

With a nice glass of scotch. Neat.

Waiting for the car to warm up and defrost the windows.

Being pitched an incredible job offer with extraordinary benefits and perks.

I'd like to be on a picnic with a special woman. Sitting on a blanket beneath an oak tree holding her hand while she leaned against me with her head resting on my shoulder. We'd be gazing off watching her dog play in a babbling brook a few yards away.

I'd like to be just driving away from an airport in a rental car on my way to start a vacation.

Taking Booger back to bed!!!! Not a good idea with the child comming home in less then an hour.

Eating mac and cheese...but we're missing bowls :banghead:

Compiling intricate spreadsheets showing progressive lending schedules.



















I mean performing oral on a sticky cum-filled pussy.

Just eat it right out of the pot. :sad:



I'd like to be eating something fleshy. :undies: No seasonings needed.

Thinking I have ghosts...... the bathroom door just opened on its own and it scared the crap out of me. :)

Perfect place for that! :p

Playing smut games with DB.

Maybe later :brows:

PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT :wobbly:

... er ... (trying to act calm and collected) ... :blink:

... why that would be very nice. Thank you. :)

PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT :spin:

I'd absolutely love to be doing some of the things I dreamed about during a much needed long nap late this afternoon.

What IowaMan said works for me, too.....assuming he's still speaking to me

Huh? :confused:

Unless you've got my mouth duct taped shut and I'm not aware of it, I'm still speaking to you. And if you do have my mouth duct taped shut......... :hot:

Lying on a hot beach sipping a cold Caribe!