ummm, not to offen anyone

The Geography of a woman:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still
not free or open.

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstructions now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Pakistan
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

its B1 and B2 :D

TDK

The ABC (Afghan Broadcasting Corporation) has a

lot to answer for.

Perhaps Thomas the Tank Engine has a different

meaning too.

"Thomas , powering a T72 with the new high velocity

cannon, went to see the Fatwa Controller."

:) hehehe, i have really enjoyed all these jokes and pics. thanks evahh so much for them everyone. a wonderful way to kick off a saturday morning. coffee and chuckles. i have one i'd like to add. hope ya'll enjoy it. who knew this about the flintstones? *giggle*

Must have been Avon calling........lol ;)

Just received.

Oh, Oldfart.... turn the heat up, it just got cold in here!

Look out, rabies can strike at any time...

Scotzoidman

The answer is yes, but only 4 days a month.

Anyway, you know how hard it is to get funny smut these days.

RE:Must have been avon calling....
 

Sure hope it wasn't this Avon Lady!!! :eek: :D

Rock Hard
 

How is this for rock hard??
Hope this was not posted earlier..

Avon.
 

Diva.

Don't buy the face powder!!

Sometimes I wish I had this problem...

Head and Shoulders
 

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head&Shoulders, To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders ?"

LoveDiva4u---Having two blonde daughters;I don't think;that
there is a Blonde joke that I haven't heard.Many times;I will
e-mail; them to them.I see them;quite often;but I am still very
close to them.They both have two children now;and don't live
home anymore. Irish