What are castrati, an "elbow rider" and a crack-addicted prostitute?

"Token and a Joke'n"

what is cheech and chong


peter, paul, and mary

What is a bi-mmf trio? (I didn't say that, did I? :) )

The Smothers Brothers

What are twins into asphyxiation?


Viva Las Vegas

what i would be hollering if i made it to the nfr

pits, pots, and poles

What do you call acne covered teenager watching porn?

Tisket and tasket

What is "what I have in my basket"?


The urge to suck...

what i'm having right now,,,,,,,,any ideas??


passion please

What is the polite way to ask for sex?

Wake up now.

What is "What do you say when you want it and your s/o is sleeping and refuses to wake up after you have asked nicely..."

A full moon and a trampoline

what i would like to see txgrneyes bouncing nude on a trampoline


bed, bath tub, and table

What is "What is an evening with Horseman12?"

Well end up in bed...then clean up and play in the bath tub and then he will fix breakfast for me and end up on the table.

long nails, long legs and long hair

what is wrapped around my butt, clawing my back, and spread across a pillow?


slow and deep, hot and wet, throaty moans

What is "a passon filled evening with a man"

candles, flour and a rolling pin

what is a romantic sexual event in the kitchen.......lol


lick, drip, sip

What is a woman eating an ice cream cone in front of a man....


horse, bare back and long wavy hair in the breeze....

what is my dream woman?


horse, nude, moonlight?............have i given these before? they sound familiar

What is a moonlight ride with your man.



a campfire, a lake and the sky

what is camping, skinny-dipping, and laying together with your lover?

slow, easy, and fast

What do you call the climatic stages of orgasm?

shock and awe

What is "a woman when she see's her lover swollen member for the first time?"

lotion, hot rocks and hands....

me, you deserted island for a get away


scented oil, scented candles, feather bed

What is it when you play with Oil of oh ... Laid?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

What is a cheerleader with a razor and scissors....?

remote control, dirty movie and a couch.....

What is the time for pop corn and a a corny pop?

Reese's Pieces

What is "something i dont like"

water, paint and powder

what is something messy?


nylons, silk scarves, and a thank you

what is " things i tie you up with and what you say when we are done..."

stick shift, gas and metal

What does a department store clerk say when ringing up a ladies purchases?

Oooo, pick me, pick me!

what i say when standing in the line up!


tick, tock, check the clock

What is " the sound the clock makes and what you do...when waiting patiently for someone to call."

pearls, oysters, and water

what is a perfect nudist sport?


unbuckle, panties down, road trip

What is driving naked on the interstate....

a drink, a hammock, and sand

what is life on an island?



tease, titilate, torture

What does horseman12 guarantee all his customers?

shiver, lick, suck

what is a wonderful experience?


motion, momentum, and motionless

What is working your way to an mind-blowing orgasm....?


a slow screw, a girl, and a pool table

what is a helluva a good time?


panties, bras, and penises

what are things a transvestite (sp) will have?


a mirror, a towel and whip cream

what is erotic, and messy


a man, a woman, nudity