Camera, smile for the birdy.

Birdy, birdy, birdy ... please don't drop that turdy ... you'll make my car all dirty.

Dirty thoughts will get you anywhere.

Anywhere you put it, we'll find it.

It is what it is.

Wow! Am I lucky or what ... Hi, Pita! It's been a while since you've played the games ... good to see you and welcome back.

Anyway, ...

Sometimes I just want to jump up and down and act silly!

Silly things happen with tequila.

Tequila is a great drink when taken in moderation.

Moderation is also good for what ails you.

You got that right.

Right is right unless it is left.

Left or right ... who really cares.

Cares about all the comments.

Comments can be both informative and fun.

Fun to be had by all.