unfortunately, the prop fell off the helicopter, and thier were no mechanics

Fortunately, at that moment, a huge flock of geese, heading south for the winter, landed upon the helicopter and lifted it into the air.

unfortuneately he forgot to sanitize all his equpiment

unfortunately, they were flying south to mate, and the delay caused the males hormones to rage uncontrollably

Fortunately, it turns out Amish goose poop is a natural sanitizer.

(I'm picking one of the two of these lines of thought and running with it.)

Fortunately, all of the female geese had gone through menopause, so the male geese knew they'd have to wait. They continued to carry the helicopter to the next town.

unfortunately, half way there thier little penis's were hurting so badly they had to drop the helicopter and masterbate

Fortunately, they dropped the helicopter right in the direction of King Kong, who caught it with his *other* hand.

Unfortunately King Kong got pissed off when he had to pee... so the helicopter was pissed off too. *groan*

Fortunately, even as they were rapidly tumbling downward, the pilot tossed out a football stadium-sized parachute, slowing the descent of the helicopter until it floated to the ground, right in the next village.

Unfortunatley, when the huge parachute blotted out the sun the villagers thought it was the apocalypse their shamans had foretold for centuries, and they began to riot, brandishing everything from pitchforks to Ginsu knives, thus no tin can or tomato was safe.

The pigs, goats, and pygmy chickens *were* safe, however, and a boy of about 12 jumped off the helicopter, ducked behind a trotting horse, and hid behind the nearest hut, as the next village was deep in the jungle.

unfortunately, with the rioting and looting, thier was noway to get the animals back to the next village

Fortunately, at that instant, a motor boat pulled up to the dock on the Amazon-type river that ran through the village.

Unfortunalty, when the pull rope on the outboard motor snapped and the motor would not start up again.