...orgasam is to intercourse.


Pages are to books as....

. . . minds are to learning.

Wine is to lovemaking as . . .

... beer is to bellies.

Snow is to Christmas as ...

....earrings are to ears.


Horses are to wagons as....

... motors are to cars.

Flowers are to spring as ...

beaches are to summer.

Coffee is to mornings as.....

...is Oral is to Sex.


Kites are to Birds as...

....inner tubes are to fish.



Mouth is to kiss as.....

...Wing is to Flying.


Cottage is to Vacation as....

... hotel is to business trip.

Cars are to travel as ...

.... recliner is to staying home.


Cranky SO is to shoveling snow as.....

...sullen, sweating president is to giving a press conference.


Newspaper is to Birdcage as...

... toilet paper is to people. :D

Mickey Mouse is to cartoons as ...

...Michael Jordan is to basketball.


An 8-track is to a CD as....

... a CD is to a DVD.

Pixies is to the spirit as ...