oh wise ass PantyFanatic I am spreading fresh air I'm sure your Guru Red Green could explian all about fresh country air

Thank you oh great one.....I knew you could help me out......

you are more the welcome imaginewithme now please leave a donation of one kiss

ok....come here,,,no, closer.....mmm yeah, just like that.....wow, you smell great booger,,,,let me undo your shirt.....as i put my hand at the back of your neck and pull your mouth to mine, i slowly suck on your lips......leaving you with a soft wet kiss and whisper....."thank you oh great one"

LMFAO! Oh wise and all knowing Lama of all Lama's...

Does a bong cancel out the powers of the lava lamp...er...Oracle of BS? Or does it enhance it? Seems to me there's been a lot of enhancing going on in this thread!

Awesome question, Lixy!

And on a similar subject, am I still going to find cheap weed now that my current connection is no longer working with me?

oh chick of the lix's I no not of this Bong you speak of the Only Bong I know is the sound the gong out side of me cave makes but I have been knowen to partake of the Water Pipe of wisdom to help clear up the Oracle of BS at times

steph as I see it yes with all the wisdom I've been spreading aroud there will be a bumper crop this year

oh wise Lama... answer me this...

The quickest most satisfying path to an orgasm is................ I need to know...

my dearest flower of the jenna seak out the flower in the valley and spread the petals and delve into the sanctuary of woman hood soon you will find the release you seek or come to the my cave and I will be glad to show you the road to enlightenment

Oh great seer of all things seen
Oh oracle of the orifice....Booger of the bong and the rama rama ding dong!

What pray tell lies ahead for me as I venture forth to the casino on Thursday??????

Oh Great Ding Dong.

Are you sure that isn't the gong you hear from INSIDE the cave just before the Hook-Of-Direction guides you home? :rolleyes:

BIBI I for see a fun time but watch for the lady of the hearts she may for tell bad tiding

ducking the Hook-Of-Direction and grabbing it deftly from oh wise ass raider of the panties
you must be having 70's flash backs again that Gong is used by the lost sheep for summonsing The Grate Booger Lama when he is in the cave meditating
hands wise ass raider of the panties back his hook now poor shepherd get the flock out of here

oh great and wise booger, when will i get asked out again, and please don't say as soon as you move here. lol