Dog lover wanted for professional dog walker. Must love long walks in the park, playing fetch and having his belly rubbed. Ideally I am looking for that special breed of man that can lick his own dick and treat me like the bitch in heat that I am.

Am I crazy? Did we share something in that Starbucks last week on 2nd? I was the tall gangly bespeckled boy with a copy of Rimbaud's A Season in Hell and piercings covering my face. You were the gray-haired matron reading The South Beach diet and drinking herbal tea. Eyes meet, winks exchanged. Let's make our own version of Harold and Mode ... [email protected] is my e-mail.

E-mail love is the only way to go in my book. How would like to get a hot, steamy e-mail from a sister. Yes I am a nun but I still have temptations. If you have had visions of a habit wearing lady who spends hours on her knees, has taken a vow of silence and can brew a mean bottle of beer then drop me a line at,onehornysister.com I can't wait to hear from you sexy. ;)

You sexy thing! I saw you staring at me across the lounge. Was it my polyester leisure suit that caught your eye? Or the bulge just below my white patent leather belt? ;) Sound like a match? Let's make terrible music together!

Together..you and me on a plastic sheet. Must be into food fetish!! Bring the pudding and make me scream!!

scream at me, tie me up, and do with me as you please. I am seeking a man who knows what he wants, and also knows how to make me give it to him. Virgin, spinster librarian in need of a dominant man who can bring out the wild side in me. I've read the kama sutra, and can do well over 1/2 the positions. Just need a man who is willing to make a deposit.

Pent up saver who is looking for a woman he can turn upside-down and use as money box

I'll use last word from last two post's....

DEPOSIT BOX...is empty, needs contributing beneficiary for long trem investment of hot steamy sex and play.

Hopeless romantic needs someone to fuck that useless notion out of my head. Used and abused but willing to learn new tricks.

Tricks you say? Well let me take these dentures out and I'll show you a trick that will make your eyes roll back in your head!! Call me now at 1-800-SUK-HARD!

Suk hard? Yes i do! Vacuum saleslady looking for that guy that i can demonstrate my wonderful new machine on. It comes with all sorts of awesome attachments and tools. Are your floors in need of a cleaning? I am ready to get down and get my knees dirty! Let me be the one to show you the real meaning of a job well done.

Done is what I want to be! Lonely 38 year old virgin is tired of waiting around for Mr. Right. I am willing to lower my standards. So if your between the ages of 21 and 75, can still get it up and want to know how it feels to pop an old cherry then PLEASE give me a call NOW!!!!!!

Snap On Tool looking to sponsor a Lesbian baseball team

Team Spirit...do you have it? Frustrated college basketball coach needs some satisfaction for players. looking for a nice single slut of a woman with the regular amount of holes to service the whole team nightly after each practice. room and board provided as long as you bring the lube, protection and toys :D

Toys and baubles to play with. Professional toymaker looking for a living doll of my own. Let me dress you. Let me play with you and I'll build you a house to live in; an Ibsen-esque Doll House of your own. Must be willing to share with toy soldiers and let me film it. Come to Toys-Are-Us. I live behind the alley.