Totally hers....

Married, seven kids and another "whatever" :)

Dirty old man, but not the oldest one around here.

I am

hard to label


seriously, the stickers just fall right off...

I'm just some goofball on the internet.

I am a transplanted redneck

I am a computer forensic nerd that offend people cause they don't know my humor, but then the light bulb comes on and they realize I am a great friend who can be counted on when you need someone to come get you when you crack lol.

And furthermore...

I'm not like anybody you knew before.

I am a learning, evolving human being.

Learning is always fun.

I am exactly who I am here, just ask the PAGANs.

Well, some might call be a space cowboy. Others might refer to me as a gangster of love. No one calls me Maurice (because it's not my name), but I do speak of a pompitous of love. I'm really a joker, very rarely a smoker, never a midnight toker (not legal).....

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I'm just along for the ride

I am Spartacus ....!!!

No wait, I just stole that line. Watching the Starz Spartacus show all seasons from Netflix.