ROFLMAO :rofl:

tried once
 

As a tried and true "try sexual" (I am So sorry, I just coudn't resist) the list is 'way too long.
From the disgusting (my ONE experience with "water sports"... it smelled like garlic...) to a miserable 3 way experience...
Most recently, a new GF liked sex on the floor. As I am so small I get moved around a lot by my partners. It was a wood floor.
I had to go to the Emergency Room to have a one and one half inch long splinter removed from the back of my Left shoulder... After it took 4 stitches to close the hole.

Next time I see her it is the BED! (or the back seat, or the beach or the spa or the lawn.. oh well....)

:69:
WW

i once went down on a girl that failed to warn me that she "squirts" at the time of climax

BRING her!!! :wish:



:p

It involved frozen grapes and a portion of my anatomy lower than my belly button.

Any sex at all with my ex wife. It wasn't good then, horrifies me now.

Man on man sex...tried it once, that was enough

Not yet, but I've left many paths untrod by choice.

Sex outdoors and getting my hair full of cockel burs. what a mess that was!

Maybe I'm hard to scare, maybe I haven't tried enough unusual things, or maybe I just have good luck, but I honestly haven't really tried too many things that really put me off.

We did once try having sex during her period...and it kinda freaked me out. Maybe I just have a weird association with blood or something, but when I looked down and realized there was a LOT more of the red stuff than I first realized...well, yeah, I hadn't known it could pull that far back into my body.

The only things I regret are the things I didn't do...

i have a real problem with someone sticking their tongue down my ear, it happened once and it freaked me out! never again. a real turn off - all i could think was "what the hell is going on, that's not in anyway a nice feeling, having a tongue in my lug hole!"

I agree, a tongue in my ear turns me off and it feels nasty in a not-good way.

I had an ex who was uncircumcised. Once, after a long day together, he wanted a blowjob. Let's just say that it was way less than minty fresh under the foreskin. No thank you.

Agreed. Mr Osuche and I instituted a rule that a quick shower was mandatory before he got any oral action.

Circumsized men never get as nasty tasting after a full day...no matter what they do. There's something evil about the foreskin. :yikes:

Funny...Mrs. WI and I have a rule outlining exactly the opposite. :hot: