Here we go with Mother's Day,
What better time to make some hay,
In the spirit of the season,
Start to work on the day's prime reason.

Would you want to, on this morn,
Help me make a girl or son?

:D :D :D

(Oh well, you never know unless you ask ... :D)

*** BUMP ***
for Dr. Suess

In the cold it doesn't rise,
But in your hand, a big surprise.

Rub it, kiss it, then a suck,
Watch it, then, it's cream erupt.

Is he being too much a ham,
When he says, "Why, thank you, mamm?"

Twas' a day a while ago,
This thread was hot, while now it's slow.
Does not Seuss no longer thrill?
Well, just some verse, and again it will.

So, would you, could you, should you write,
And bring back this thread this day or night?

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No porno shall escape my sight,

With the children all nestled and snug in their beds,
The husbands have hard ons hoping the wives give them head.

Lots of hard inches for the dear wives to blow.
Makes the men stop worrying about shovelling the snow.

All the wet panties rubbing up against clits,
Makes the men want to slurp them and fondle their tits.

Interlocking parts get together, what a wonderful sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

:roflmao: at all y'all!
i had a smutty, suessy rhyme 'round here somewher. maybe i can find it. do a little c-n-p.



cut cocks
long cocks
big cocks
small cocks

black cocks
white cocks
fake cocks
tall cocks

this one has a dimple there
this one has a hairy pair
say! that one’s pair is shaved quite bare!


yes, some are cut and some are tall. some are bare and some are small.

some will fill you.
some will bill you.
and some will really really drill you.

why do they fill or bill or drill?
i do not know.
go ask doc phlil.
:D

found it :D
 

Did you ever have the feeling there’s someone wackin and a-jackin… Or a cock inside you rockin’…
Or a dick somewhere to lick?

Sometimes I feel quite certain there’s someone jerkin’ ‘hind the curtain.
Sometimes I get the urge for nipple-flickin’ while I’m whippin’.
And that vamp who uses amps, she is really quite a tramp.

That’s the kind of place I live in.
There is a cock that likes to rock.
And a clit all slimed with spit.
And that ass is makin’ passes right before my big wide eyes. I just love it when it’s pressed up, nice-n-cozy, ‘gainst my thighs.

I like the holes all filled with poles.
And some cum upon my bum.

All those pervertin and a-flirtin, they’re great fun to have about.
I can tell you, very truly, that these things can make me shout.

And that shlong that’s one foot long, I love to watch it pulling out.
But that hussy who is fussy, HER I could do without.

The only one I’m really scared of is that prick that cums too quick.

But it makes my nipples quiver when the vibrator starts to shiver.

There’s those titties, nice-n-jiggly
And the tushy that is cushy
And the randy who are handy
And the dildo on my pillow.

I don’t care if you believe it,
That’s the kind of place I live in
And I hope I never leave it.

I'll give it another go just for the hell of it.


Holiday times should bring lots of cheer.
Times of sex in her mouth, her pussy and rear.

Families gather all wanting to know,
Did Uncle Gus finally get Aunt Esther to blow?

A bowl full of egg nog spiked with some rum,
Better not get too drunk, may not be able to cum.

Hmmm, what's in that stocking, a rabbit and some beads?
Ahhh, toys of the season to help fulfill her needs.

Under the mistletoe or under the tree?
With all of this company where would the best place to fuck be?

Perhaps in the bedroom on top of the coats,
We'd both have a climax to send home with these folks.

Holiday times they're really quite fun.
Enjoy yourselves Pixies, each and every one.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

now this thread is to damn cute!

It was nice to see this thread again... :)

*BUMP*

I do so like a sucking mamm,
I like it much, because she can.
It makes me shiver, it makes me shake,
Some pearly cream I'll surely make.

As she continues, my dick does swell,
I think I'll come as time will tell.
My body tenses, my loins contract,
I think cum is rising from my sack.

It's shooting out, I feel it pulse,
I hope she likes it in her mouth.
I simply can not resist a kiss,
With all that lotion on her lips.

I take a lick, it tastes just swell,
I hear her moan, she did it well,
But now, I'm 'fraid it's shrunk a lot,
Maybe next time, I'll do her box.

:slurp: