... bows are to wrapped gifts. :D

A scratch is to an itch as ...

A scratch is to an itch as ... as kiss is to a boo-boo.



A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....

A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....a bite is to a chocolate bar.

Gas is to beans as ...

Gas is to beans as ..... burps are to soda/beer.


Lobster is to Maine as.....

Crawfish is to Louisiana.


Odd is to strange as....

Odd is to strange as.... pretty is to beautiful.


Millionaire is to rich as.....

... pennyless is to poor.

Fevers are to colds like ...

Fevers are to colds like ..... rash is to poison ivy.


Salt is to pepper as.....

Salt is to pepper as ... grease is to bacon.

Gloves are to hands like ...

Gloves are to hands like ... socks are to feet.


Calloused hands are to hard worker as.....

Calloused hands are to hard worker as soft hands are to slacker.


Hot Topic is to Freaks as....

Hot topic is to Freaks as ... Software release is to Geeks.


Bright lights are to Sex as ...

clouds are to sunbathing.

Sex stories are to literature as ...

... Ferrari's are to Cadillacs.


Trains are to Tracks as ...

river-boats are to rivers.


Candy canes are to Christmas as.....

Candy canes are to Christmas as ... hard boiled eggs are to Easter.

Bikini's are to stimulation as ....

Bikini's are to stimulation as.... batteries are to laptop computers.



Popcorn is to movies as....

.... pizzas to computer games


Olive Eyes is to pixies as .....

... a cherry on top of an icecream :)


Garbage is to a ghetto as ....

Garbage is to a ghetto as .... Doormen are to the Ritz.


Fleas are to a dog as.....

Fleas are to a dog as ... jokes are to a comedian.

Teddy bears are to kids as ...

Teddy bears are to kids as whips are to Dommes;)


Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....

Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....pasties are to nipples. :D

Stockings are to Christmas as ...

...Apples are for eating.

A search engine is for searching as:

... a keg of rum is to a Saint Bernard.

A bottle of wine is to dinner as ...

... good teasing is to sex

Reading is to culture as ...

Reading is to culture as ... practice is to sex.


Giving a speech is to Relaxed as ...

an Aussie Christmas is to freezing.


Love is to sex as...

... celebrations are to New Years Eve.

Kids are to games as ...

Kids are to games as ... new lovers are to sex.


Photographs are to Paintings as ...

Photographs are to Paintings as ...
sex is to making love


oral is to anal...

Oral is to anal... as FANSTATIC is to INCREDIBLE !!!!!



Panties are to Sexy as…

Panties are to Sexy as.... wrapping paper is to gifts.


Cuddling is to after sex as.....

dessert after dinner.

Kissing is to a date as ...

Kissing is to a date as ... heat is to making tea.


Calculus is the Arithmetic as ...

Calculus is the Arithmetic as ... fucking is to shaking hands



Champagne is to wine as....

Champagne is to wine as....Orgasm is to Penetration.


Compass directions are to Reading a Map as ...

Compass directions are to Reading a Map as ..... measurements are to recipes.

Winning the bet is to collecting the prize as....

Winning the bet is to collecting the prize as....getting a date is to having sex.


Sheep are to Shepherds as ...

Sheep are to Shepherds as Pilots are to Planes.

Green M&M's are to sex as ...