Cream filled chocolote balls with coconut on the outside.

*Oooo sits down next to Larry* I will have the same and bring us some coffee too please. :)

A big thick hunk of tuxedo cake and a ice cold glass of milk.

I would like some wheat toast lightly buttered and a glass of fresh squeezed O.J. thank you. :)

creme brulee and a cognac please

Something sweet and southern.

Cheese grits and baked apples???

Yummy

excuse me sir, I would love something filling this morning, what do you recommend?

May I suggest some of the house Tube Steak?

Sounds tasty.....is it hard?

If that is how Madam wants it, that is how it will be served.

ok, I would like a big hard piece of tube steak served with some white cream....whatever you have back there will do me fine....

Madam is most discerning. We shal do our best to satisfy her....

Is the private dining area stilll available?

For Madam, we shall hold nothing back.

I'm not picky at all, I am just having some erotic feelings in this place and need to pleasure myself.

Erotic feelings? Ah yes, then Madam has cum to the right place...

Please lead me to the private dining area........are there menus available in there too?

Please let us know what you want. We will prepare it on the spot.

Well, you are all I need right now........

Madam has paid me the highest of compliments...

The recommendation for the day! I so am so bad with so many good choices.

That would be the Beefcake, Madam. A specialty of the house.

Well then I best make that 2!!! Thank you so kindly.

I"d like a little piece of summer too, please

You are most welcome Madam. We do try to satisfy our clients' appetites.

If Madam Summer will oblige, I will be most happy to serve her up!

That sounds fine by me. ;) Just as long as you slide in IWM too. :)

Excuse me sir....... please ask summer to join me in the private dining area.

I am sure that suitable arrangements can be made...

Private dining! Oh my. Here I was thrilled just to get to eat at a 5 star restaurant.

Yes, you just have to twirl your hair at the waiter and he shows you the best seat in the house......I was here waiting for a beautiful lady to join me...me and the waiter.

This establishment is proud to cater to the widest range of preferences...

Thank you so much! Sir, could you please bring a dab of whip cream and berries for th lady?

May I suggest that Madam prepare the cream herself?

Getting there is half the fun - or so they say...

Cream!!! I love cream!

Yes. It goes into some of the most satisfying preparations.

I've whipped up some cream...it's quite tasty

I've been told that churning it by hand produces the most satisfying product.