Then we'd rest a bit, have something to eat and drink.


What if when we were rested, we all did it again?

Then we should all last longer this time around.


What if we made so much noise hotel security busted us?

Then we would have some new people to join in with us. :)

What if they did?

The I would get to fulfill my man in a uniform fantasy. :D


What if there were so many on the bed it collasped?

Then we would have to move to the floor.

What if the neighbors complained because they weren't invited?

Then we'd have to invite them, too.

What if it became an annual Fall Festival?

Then it would be something to look forward to

What if the airlines lost all our luggage on the way to the Festival?

Then we would have to to go shopping!


What if once at the festival we had to wait in long lines for the rides?

Then we could slip off and create some of our own. :lust:

What if those were so much fun, we didn't get back in line?

Then we would need to get some cotton candy to keep our engery up.


What if we became a side show attraction?

Then I would smile and put a hand over your screaming & moaning mouth......... and continue! :D

What if others started playing with themselves as they watched our show?

Then charging admission could be considered.

What if we found this to be a real money maker?

Then I would get to quit my day job! :D


What if we were asked to take the show on the road?

Then, I'd have to object. Doing it on the road could get us dirty and scratched. :(

What if they agreed to give us a super Motor Home with sexy furniture and bedding. :lust:

Then I would call shot gun while you drove us to the next stop.


What if we got a flat tire?

then a blow job would required.

What if i got bored blowing up the tyre?

Then someone would have to take over the job of blowing.


What if a big, burly truck driver showed up to help?

Then we could say whoppee and wait for him to get done.

What if that gave us time to relax and have fun inside?

Then Tess would get very jelous of you and the truck driver.

And what if the truck driver admired you tieing your sholaces?

Then I'd probably say, "Yikes!" :yikes:

What if Tess came over to comfort me in my moment of shock? :)

Then I'm sure I can turn your shock into something else. ;)


What if DB was suddenly overcome with passion?

Then you'd probably hear him panting and breathing hard and drooling a bit not to mention being erect and ... well ... you get the idea. :D

What if his obvious excitement was catching?

Then this bus might just have to spend the night on the side of the road.


What if we all woke up famished from a night of wild abandonment?

Then we'd have to stop at IHOP for breakfast when we finally got going.

What if I thought IHOP stood for something other than the International House of Pancakes ... something like 101 things to liven up sex :eek: ?

Then maybe you should write a book since you have that many ideas!


What if you did and became a famous Sex advice giver to the masses?

Then i would have to offer practical solutions as well as theoretical advice.

What if there was not enough of me to go around?

Then I would have to jump on ... er ... in ... well ... help. :grin:

What if our Pixie ladies offered to help?

I think that would be very lucky for alspals69!

What if he had more offers than he could use?

Then he shouldn't be greedy and share the ladies.


What if Hollywood wanted to make a movie featuring the free loving Pixies?

Then I think they'd be on their way to "block buster!"

What if they decided to sequels?

Then I think we all better get ready :rofl:

What if we all became rich and famous from these new movies?

Then that would be GREAT!

What if we decided to retire to exotic location and build the International House of Pixies (IHOP)? :D

Then I better get a room with a good view! :D


What if we were stalked by the evil paparazzi? :eek:

Then we'd better smile sweetly :)

But what id we weren't considered photogenic? (does really aply to youTess honey!)

sorry. DOESN't!!

Then we could always wear a disguise.


What if they made up a big, fake scandal about us Pixies?

Then i would offer you refuge in my nice new house.

What if my super king size bed collapsed under all the pixies?

Then we'd have to work from the mattress on the floor.

What if the made up story by the paparazzi actually generated more interest?

Then we would have to get a bigger web site dedicated just to our new fans

What if we all had to quit our jobs just to make these movies?

Then we might want to start our own Pixie union.


What if we held elections for the Union President?