Matt........


Joseph Fiennes or Benjamin Bratt

Catherine Zeta-Jones or Brooke Shields

Catherine all the way she is hot makes me wanna get a cell phone when I see those commercials.

the Rock or Densil Washington

Cher or Madonna

The ROCK :) Oh YUMMY

Billy Joel or Mick Jagger

Martina McBride or Sarah Evans

Sarah Evans, she just looks like she would be hoppin good in bed

Bob Barker or Chuck Woolery

Carol Burnette or Whoopi Goldberg

I'd have to go with Chuck Woolery, Bob is too old and might have a heart-attack!! :D

Ann Landers or Queen Elizabeth

Pat Sajack or David Letterman

I would have to pick the queen just for the royal thing.

andrew dice clay or george carlin

roseanne or mimi fron the drew carey show

Mimi - for her better sense of humor and equisite fasion sense...

ok

Andrew Dice Cly or George Carlin

Rosanne or Judy Tenudo

George Carlin...although I think ADC would be a better lay....bet he'd be a haaaaaaaard fuck, but he annoys me so much I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.


Jasmine or Belle

Quasimoto or "The Beast"

(all from the Disney cartoons)

OHHH that Jasmine! What a saucy harem girl she would be!

Belle or Ariel

Quazimoto or the Beast

I would choose Quasimodo. He may not be attractive, but I think he would be a more tender, attentive and appreciative lover.


Snow White or Cinderella

Prince Charming or The Woodsman

I'll take Belle White.....

Ciinderella or Ariel

Prince Charming or David Hasselhoff

hey no fair...everyone knows there is no such thing as a Prince Charming!!! ;)

David Hasselhoff (just so in the end I could let him know how so unappealing his pompus ass is)

Halle Berry or Whitney Housten

Tom Hanks or Tom Berenger (yummy lol)

Halle Berry

Vanessa Williams or Janet Jackson

Tom Selleck or Robert Redford

redford

sanford or son???

ellie mae or Jane Hathaway

Ellie Mae cause I think ms jane was born with the same equiptment I was born with

Ginger or Mary Ann
Fonzie or Rocky Balboa

Mary Ann

Chrissy Snow Or Janet (3 company)
Fonzie or Rocky Balboa

Fonzie...without a doubt!! At least Fonzie could speak in complete sentences...LOL
Aaaaaaayyyy!!!

Potsie or Ralph Malph

Laverne or Shirley

Ralph Malph...I got a thing for redheads ;)

Mr. Clean or the Brawny Man

Little Debbie or Betty Crocker

(okay, I couldn't think of anything better...fuck off. ;) )

Betty Crocker all the way she can cook lol

George Costanza or Kramer
Jeannie or Samamtha Stevens

I dream of Jeannie !

Kate Jackson or Farrah Fawcet

George Costanza or Kramer

Kramer with out a doubt...sexy freaks turn me on :p

Kate Jackson or Farrah Fawcet

6 million dollar man or Magnum PI

Magnum all the way and any which way!!!!

Kiefer Sutherland or Matthew Broderick

Victoria Principal or Linda Evans

Keifer Sutherland for sure......and he could bring his father along too....MMmmm :D:D

Donald Sutherland or Alan Alda

Sally Kellerman or Loretta Switt

Donald Sutherland...........he can bring his son too lol.

Meg Ryan or Meg Tilly

David Letterman or Conan O'Brian

Hmmmm.....I think Conan O'Brian...I'm already Irish "by injection" (twice over :D .....so I may as well stick with a winning pattern.

Conan the Barbarian or Hercules

Xena , Warrior Princes or She-Ra

can I have both Xena and her gf gabrielle? if not I pick Gabrielle



Chynna or Xena

Cheech or Chong

Well....I suppose it would have to be Cheech. At least he'd be able to carry on a conversation.

Chynna or Xena

Simon or Garfunkle

Would have to be Xena...pretty sure Chynna was a guy at one point in his/her life.

Aragorn or Legolas

Arwen or Galadriel

Legolas

Aragorn or Boromir

Arwen or Galadriel

Is it just me or am I missing something here!
Who are these people????? lol

They're characters from Lord of the Rings, BIBI.

Ok, just to get them out of the way... I'll choose Aragorn.


Dicksbro or Coach Knight

Lilith or Sharniqua

I want both Lilith and Sharniqua can I please have them I iwll be a good slave to both.

Gwynth Paltrow or Julia Roberts
Tim Mc Graw or Kenny Chensey

NO MEMBERS PLEASE!!!!!! ONLY Public personnas!!!! Thanks!

I hate country music but will make the sacrifice and do Chesney:D:p

Gwynth Paltrow or Julia Roberts
Robin Williams or Billy Crystal

Sorry Lil.....was just trying to liven it up and bring it back to familiar names. :(
(Please don't whip me!!!:()

Difficult choice between those funnymen!
Guess if I can't have them both I'll have to take Robin Williams...I love the way his mind works....never a dull moment!!

Toby Keith or Alan Jackson

Reba McEntire or Shania Twain

Gotta be Reba...Shania's personality and her whole persona are so fake they make me sick..plus...Reba's a redhead..lol.


Nick Cage or John Travolta


Halle Berry or Tyra Banks

Oh Nicholas Cage by a landslide!!!!! Love them eyes!!!

J-Lo or Tyra Banks

Peter Jennings or Larry King

Mmmmmm Peter Jennings...anytime!


Bill Murray or Chevy Chase

Goldie Hawn or Whoopi Goldberg