And I'll show you someone that either slept in late the morning before or took a nap in the afternoon. :)

The Weather Channel.

...and I'll show you people who get paid for guessing.

Show me a loud television...

and I'll show you a spouse who needs his hearing checked!

Show me water squeezing through a ducks butt.....

... and I'll show you a duck that needs to use the potty.

Show me nude pictures ....

...and I'll show you lots of Pixies men and women eager to see them.

Show me a dirty car...

And I'll show you a perfect example of "the beauty within". WOW!!! That was pretty damn good! ha ha

Show me a gift from a child...

...and I'll show you something given with the purest of intentions.

(Yes, it was, WI!)

Show me a man in an overcoat...

and I'll show you someone that often get's mistaken for a federal agent.

Show me a guy in red high heels...

...and I'll show you someone who wants to go over the rainbow. :D

Show me someone who meets with federal agents...

and I'll show you a wastebasket with undies in it.

Show me a cloudy day...

...and I'll show you someone disappointed that they can't take advantage of an empty rooftop with someone. ;)

Show me a bowl of rice pudding...

and I'll show you a happy Irish guy.

Show me a sappy movie...

...and I'll show you a movie I've watched more than once and to which I can relate.

Show me a stressed out legal assistant...

and I'll show you a lovely lady needing a hug. << Hug >>

Show me one happy feller ...

and I'll show you a lottery winner! :D

show me a las vegas showgirl