I won't be knocking on the door with my hand.

I think I will invite the neighbors over to watch.

I'll ask the neighbors to join in.

Always been my dream to be in an orgy.

I'm the president of the neighborhood orgy club.

I'm going to throw away all my sex toys and become a prude.

I'll make a fortune selling Tess's used sex toys on ebay.

That's no lie, you no doubt could. Then again, it may be, because those would be collector's items and you'd want to keep them. :) Okay, I give up. :D

I don't like popcorn. :corn:

^^^Your so funny!


I'm getting tired of my computer and think I'll give it away.

I don't enjoy playing these games

Smut games are for losers and I am the biggest loser of them all.

I dont like red wine

I love being married.

I dont like chocolate

My wife says I'm the world's greatest husband.