Some really like to start having sex at a very early age!!!! :D :D

that's bad!!
 

Diva, thats bad lmao:D
were do you come up with these?:D :D

Is it too early for Thanksgiving jokes? Nah!

Thanksgiving's So Dirty!

Here are some quotes heard at Thanksgiving that are perfectly clean, except to you dirty minded folks out there!

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Another:

A trip to the emergency room has never been so comical!!! :D :D

As the last one shows...Men will do anything for a little head...here is another!! :D :)

Yeppers.... I was right!! :D :D :) It's all about getting head!!! :D :D

But this is what we should be doing!!! LOL...:D :D Show them who is boss!!! :D ;)

And if you are FED UP WITH MY JOKES....GO AHEAD AND USE THIS!!!!! :D :D :D :p


Like I said....It's all about HEAD!!!!! :D

ouch
 

Diva

Real emergency room stuff

OMG OUCH IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OUCH!
 

Wondering if that is the result of someone trying... Julius Somner Millers ....egg in the bottle trick?

Now this would make me so very happy!!!! :D :D

Then I could retire and spend all my day here at Pixies!! ;) :D

A little morbid.... but ohhhhh what I could do with a stuffed Dick like that!!:D :D ;)