What are two of three things you'd like to see right now?

CD's, tapes and DVDs

what do you have bunches of?


clock, timer, 350 degrees

What is "things you turn on or watch when you are cooking?"

pina colada, hot damn, and wild turkey

what is a good time, wild sex, and a refresher


hot, hotter, and ummmmmmm

What is "An evening with me?"


cold, hot and wet

what i will feel when seeing you in midwinter



tantalize, titilate, and tease

whats the easiest way to make your patner smile?


cheese,cheese and more cheese

what is the battle cry for mice?


lolipops, chocolate, tissue

What does a well-prepared pedophile keep handy at all times?

Kick-start, jump-start and a head start

thats just wrong!!

what is my cue?


candles, flavored oil, and plastic

What is the adult version of "slip and slide"?


a good girl, an adult toy store, and a smile

what is an adventerous woman?


tap tap tap, tap tap, and tap

What did the guy with the wooden dick sound like when fighting the chastity belt?

Hip, hip, hurray!

What is "What the guy with the wooden dick said when he found the key to the chastity belt?"

forgot to put a answer so here it is

blue, black and yellow

What did the asian girl look like after an encounter with a very excited guy with a wooden dick?

sand, wind, and sunshine

what is a weekend at the beach?


pink, red, and white

What colours best describe a red~head Scot in SUMMER!!!!!!!


Leather and denim

what best describes me?



do's, don'ts, who dunnits

What is "A book on Life and Love by txgrneyes...?" the book i have always wanted to write.

shinney red lips, a glass of beer, and bluejeans.

what is you, me, and whats being throwed in thr corner?



coffee, tea, or me

if i must choose---i would say you.

one, two or three times?

what is a "lady"?

Micro drive

A really tired guy trying to get it on with his lady.

Hard work

what has never killed anyone

biker babes

Who is most likely to have a kick-starter on their vibrator?

Hogs and Hardtails

What do you call a Harley with an experienced call girl on it?

Chicken and Rice

whats the best cure for a hang over?


three day old beef curry

What is "curdled cow?"

chocolate syrup

What is "what taste good no matter where you put it?"


sweet and sticky

What is the result of eating pussy covered with honey?


long, and loose, and full of juice

What is a bottle of Sunny Delight rolling down a hill?

Fruit of the Loom

What is your the commercial with all the fruit in it?

glass, tea and ice

What are the three perfect things for someone who just finished mowing the lawn?

beer, bras, bong

What are three things you place your mouth on and suck?


Bush, Colin, Dick

What words do Republicans use when reciting part of their ABC's (or BCD's in this case)? :D

Stop, look and listen

What is " Rubbernecken"....


grass, fireants, and spiders

What tickles your bottom when you are "engaged" in outdoor activities?

Bathed in it, showered in it, and rolling in it

What is beer good for?

A potatoe, a toothpick and some turtle wax

What is a "Mr. Potato Head" turned Ninja turtle but with funds for only the most primitive of weapons?

Mr. Clean.