Ooh...I have! Thank goodness. I don't want Sharni crushing me like the bug I am! (love you sharni!)

I've never brown nosed a boss.

Bahaha! I do it sometimes :-)

I've never danced naked in the rain.

Neither have I.



I've never attended a professional football game.

I have (boring)

I have never had a speeding ticket (shit luck)

I've had three, but none in recent years, knock on wood.

I've never had a ticket for anything *other* than speeding.

I have

I've never been hit by a car (knock on wood)

I've never had a loved one in jail or prison.

Two distant relatives . . .

I've never read the entire Bible.

Neither have I



I've never taken any naked pictures outdoors.

um...I might have. ha ha

I've never peed in the shower.

*blushing* I have



I've never used a picture of myself for an avatar

I think I've used three. This one is the tamest. ha ha


I've never been able to use my left hand to achieve an orgasm.

I've never brought another to orgasm using either hand.

I have, but just ladies, not another guy.

I've never given an orgasm to someone of the same sex.

Neither have I, but I'd certainly consider it.


I've never had sex with anyone more than 5 yrs older than myself.