1200.... only a few more to go...

1201............

#1202

That is if I don't have to edit again....lol!

1203 - sorry about that Lixy... I'll let Jenna take charge of the thread for a while :)

doubles checks Lixychick's....um EDIT, yeah, thats it
1204




*and does a quick edit himself*

stalled at 1205

attempts to kickstart at 1206

1207

BACHELOR:
1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
2) A guy who is footloose and fiancée-free.
3) A man who never makes the same mistake once.
4) A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
5) A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
6) The only man who has never told his wife a lie.

BRIDE:
A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

1208

COMPROMISE:
An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

1209

DIPLOMAT:
a man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.

1210

GENTLEMAN:
1) A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will
not fall while she paints the ceiling.
2) A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over
to her so that she can easily pick it up.

1211

HOUSEWORK:
What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.

1212

HUSBAND:
1) A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
2) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so.

1213

1214

LOVE:
An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

1215

SPOUSE:
Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.

1216

#1217

It looks like we've had a hell of a good posting day. :D

So does MT listen to Says Who also?
 

;)

#1218

1219...I've learned such interesting things from this thread...I love odd trivia...

About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
hrmm, didnt know I was such a minority bein left handed
1220

1221..America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men

1222....Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy

1223...Humans are the only animals that copulate face to face

1224...Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte both suffered from epilepsy

1225...Julius Caesar, Martin Luther and Jonathan Swift all suffered from Ménièr's disease. It is a disorder of the hearing and balance senses causing hissing, roaring or whistling sounds to be perceived

1226....More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes

1227.....Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name

1228.....The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!

hrmm, not sure if the changing of this custom is a good or a bad thing, lol

1229.....The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds



and now, back to the regularly scheduled program

1230 Just stopping in to say hello again!

#1232 - Just got into work this morning and oooooo our office has been broken into.........musta been stupid people they left computer memory, hard drives, 750Mb Zip drive (still boxed) and all they took was one of the TWO Compaq iPaq PDAs, laptop and projector.

#1234 - Damn right Sharni we've been trying to get a new projector for ages both it and the laptop were old and about to die !!! Now thanks to the naughty people we can finaly buy a new shiny one !

Was a bit of a bugger to find my desk and chair covered in glass this morning though...........infact it's still all over the floor.....bloody police haven't even been yet to look things over oh well we've all been working in here for just over an hour. I got a lovely 40mins break before I even started work LOL

#1235

Good Morning!

#1237 Morning ! I'm all set for the day now (started work at 8:30 it's almost 12 now) I've had my bacon sandwich and a chocolate bar yummy :)

#1238

#1239 - More blonde jokes :D

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why did the blonde roast a chicken for 3 1/2 dasy?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125