I wish I could of. Feel guilty having to call it a night last night. :(

I've got a busy day planned.

False

I'm feeling a bit horny

True.

I almost always feel a bit horny.

True.

I like feeling horny. :D

Guilty! :D :D :D

Being horny is a way of life.

Guilty

When I'm horny I'm usually happy

Guilty.

I am usually always happy. :D

Guilty

I like to share that happiness with my wife.

Guilty.

My wife is usually as happy as I am.

Guilty

I love to get popcorn with lots of butter. :)

Guilty, I consider it a basic food group.

I eat way more ice cream than I should.

Guilty ....

but never more than I would like to eat. :D

Guilty, but it tastes so damn good!

I will not drink decaff.

Guilty I don't like artificial anything.


I like my coffee sweet and creamy.

I'll take it on a really hot day, but I prefer hot coffee.

Do you ever make a whole pot of coffee even though you're alone?

I once sold my watch to buy my wife a brush. Ironically enough, she cut her hair and sold it to buy me a chain for my watch.

Ok, so that wasn't me. But I did have to sell my kidney to pay for late fees at the library.

Have you ever responded to a question even though you didn't have a real answer?

That's really sweet :)

Guilty about answering questions I don't have a real answer. Very awkward...

Ever sit down and stare at the television without turning it on?

guilty

have you ever regretted saying something the second it came out of your mouth?

Guilty for sure.

Have you ever regretted not saying something that you should have?

Not guilty for people in real life ... guilty in adult movies or seeing animals :D :D

Would you like to watch others making love in real life?

I hate to say "Guilty" because that makes it sound wrong. Oh wait...that might be wrong! But heck yeah! I'd love it!

Would you ever be the couple making love in front of somebody?

Guilty. I would love to be the couple in front of someone...especially if that someone was holding a camera. *weg*

I would love to be in bed right now.

Guilty.

I think I will call it a night a bit early.

True somewhere ... just not here. :)

The sun is starting to set here.

false... 9:23pm

Have you ever shagged a neighbor

Not guilty,

have you?

nope

you have had a thing for a distant cousin?

Guilty with a not-so-distant cousin...

Have you had a thing for an aunt/uncle?

nope

a close friend's parent?

Not guilty.

A close friend's sibling?