I have NEVER flirted outragously on a web site

I didn't quit my job today.

I don't need no stinking sleep!

I'm not really drooling over you two ladies ^^^^^.

I will skip lunch today.

I love all this editing!

I hate my computer

I hate your computer too Tess....especially the part where we get to talk to each other on it.

I am so happy it is raining once again today

i'm never pleased when someone is unemployed, ha ha ha wohoo yipeee

I'm so happy the air conditioner broke on warmest day of the month.

I despise the fact that I only have one day left to work.

I really miss working.

some posts on pixies don't make me smile

I hate oral

I'm swearing off sex altogether!

I'm having so much sex lately I can hardly walk.

I bet there's NOBODY here that would want to help with that.


:D

Working 11 hours a day is really fun

I'm thinking I might become celibate.

i didnt cry twice today

i don't want to know why??!

i would never call my exboss a prick

i am not looking forward to a day without my 2 year old tomorrow!!!

i would hate to go too.

I wouldn't want to feel a warm, soft, feminine body snuggled close to me right now.

Is Monday ever gonna get here? I can't wait!

I just love how it's been raining for two days!

All the rain that Tess talks about has inspired me to not just sit around this computer all day

c'mon up here Tess!!

Its cloudy but no rain

I really don't want to crawl back into bed.

I wouldn't want to snuggle under the covers this morning.

There is NO way I'd want to snuggle under the covers with Tess.

NOPE not a chance

*Giggles* Good! That would gross me out!

Man I hate fliring with all the sexy Pixies, and it totally doesn't turn me on.

Pixie men are soooo not sexy and they certainly never make me tingle.

I'm SO glad I see my spelling errors now that it's been too long to be able to EDIT

I enjoyed my dental appointment this morning.

I'm going to become a lesbian because I am sick of men.

Speaking from a male perspective, I would LOVE to see you become a lesbian because I would never want to "take" you.

Just the thought of something long and hard pushing into me gives me the willies.