Whaaaaaaaaaa! haa-so "Dicksbro-son" You will feel the wrath of potato fists of fury!!!! and now back to our game.....

What do you call a guy who feels obliged to lick his cum out of his girls pussy just because it looks too messy?

Janitor in a drum.

LOL@south while dodging the mighty potato fists of fury. :D :D

What do you call a musical maintenance engineer?

Your helpful hardward man.

What is "who i can watch while doing honey do's around the house?"

a phone, alot of beer and a quarter and dime

What are family things ... something for her, something for him, and something for the two kids?

Like a rock.

What is " the way my daughter sleeps" and the way i wish i could?


plain white envelopes

What is the reason for mail being returned to sender?

Snap, crackle and pop!

What do you hear when you give oral sex to a virgin with a mouth full of "pop rocks"?

natural hair bristle.

What was the reason the porcipine wasn't considered "snugglily?"

Monday, Monday.

What is "can't trust that day?" ( moday's just turned out that way...that cause every other day, every other day of the week is fine oh yeah but when it comes to mondays...)

Black Friday

What do you call it when the lights go out just before the weekend?

Sugar and spice.

What are IAKG's PM's?

Red Hot

What's a good way to describe Pixie ladies?

Good morning.

Thank you Dicksbro from all of us ladies......

What is "What YOU should have after a nite of great sex...?"


a girl, a guy and a computer

What completes a circuit?

Negative polarity

What's a politically correct way to describe "turn-offs?"

Butter Pecan

(butter pecan ice cream) What's perfect for breakfast on a hot summer Saturday?

well worn chaps

What would be a good outfit for the guy to wear at a Bachelorette party?

CFNM

What is " the abbrivation for Can Find New Man! a state of mind every woman needs to have and beleive when alone..?"

on a date: bring flowers or no flowers

What is the burning question first time "Johns" of high priced call-girls wrestle with?

Bitch Slap or Love Tap

What are two approaches for getting a partner's attention ... one when wanting the balls licked and one when wanting the balls kicked. Guess which is which.

Sunny skies, light breeze, and a soft blanket.

What are 3 great things for setting the mood for sex outdoors.

Short skirt and sandle season.

(Girls...If you going to wear a short skirt, please don't forget to leave your panties at home!)

What is the one thing that keeps guys from going to the upper level of two story malls; and, what is the other thing that gets people with a foot fetish all hot and bothered?

SALE!

what is the four letter word that can start a female stampede at the mall.

Mocha flavored coffee

What is it called when coffee just isn't coffee anymore?

Hot crossed buns.

What is " What your buns looks and feels like after Lilith has spanked you all night long in a criss cross patern?"


ooooohhhhhh, aaaaaawwwwww, and "oh shit"

What's said after a passionate session when someone turns the light on and you realize you're with the wrong partner. :)

Hippity Hop Hippity Hop

What is the sound Peter Cotton Tail makes when he comes hoppin down the bunny trail?"

red,blue,yellow,and green

what are the colors on twister

Who said I love the smell of Naplam in the morning and what movie is it from

I really don't know, but was it Robin WIlliams and a line from Good Morning Vietnam?

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

What are the first lines of the MadHatter followed by"my girl didn't wait, she has gone now and I have to masturbate!"

tadpole.

What is a small penis called?

smooth and creamy

What is one of the varieties of penisbutter? (Peanut butter) smooth creamy chunky and extra chunky

Stubble Lick'en

What is a slang term for carpet munching?


stiff but flexible

How does your Girlfriend refer to your manhood when talking to her friends?



"Tastes Like Chicken"

the universal answer when one tries something new

"horny as hell"

What's the toad's signature? :D

Hopping mad.

What was peter rabbit when he found the Easter Bunny in his hutch doing the bunny bounce with his wife?

sodium vapor

What's the polite way to refer to the fishman's salty smell?

Two for one

What is the clinical expression for a hermaphrodite?

Thong Buster

What phrase do you use to call someone a fat ass at a church social?

Land of sky blue waters