Yes. Not necessarily on purpose, Lil.

Have you ever done it while replying to threads on Pixies?

I got licked while chatting in chat one night ;)


Have you ever fucked on the floor despite there being a perfectly good bed nearby?

Ha ha ha. We have very expensive Croscill (I think they are called that) bedding and dry cleaning is expensive I'm told.

Have you ever made love on the kitchen counter?

Been licked there but they are too tall for sex:D (btw I was at the Croscill outlet today near a golf resort:p)

Have you ever been late cause you were getting laid?

Yes but I am prompt and I don't like being late. But I like being laid more.

Have you ever came without your cock/pussy being touched?

In my sleep.



Have you ever had sex in an office chair?

Yes, actually, but it kept rocking so we moved to the bed.

Have you ever had sex on a picnic table?

Oral yes. I remember it well.

How about in a tent?

Nope, but I'd like to.

Have you ever made love in a swimming pool>?

Yes

Have you ever made love on an office chair?

Only to myself.

Have you ever made love on a conference room table?

no

have you???????

Got a hand job in the conf room once.

Ever had sex in another country?

nope

ever made love on a balcony?

nope... but have been naked with a lesbian german girl on a balcony in paris... is that any good???!!

Has anyone else been naked with a ermay lesbian in paris?

No I haven't but it definately has intrigue to it.


Have you ever held a coversation on the phone while having sex?

Nope

HYEML in a meadow?

I have made love in a meadow.

Have you ever made love in the back of a Bronco?

No..... but I have in the back of a Jeep!

HYEML in a lake on a hot summer night?

nope

HYEML outside in a summer rain?

yes

HYEML on the deck of a sailboat?

I've never been on a sailboat. :(


HYEML in a hospital room?

nope......... unless she jumped my while i was under!!! hehe

Have you?

No, I've only been in the hospital for that cruel side effect to sex known as childbirth. Fortunately, I found the cure. ;)


HYEML under a bridge?

not exactly under it, but it was incredibly big bride and i was very nearly under it, if that counts!!

Have you ever made love on a water bed?

Once ... at a motel in Wawa, Ontario. We stayed there one night as we were driving around Lake Superior on the Canadian side.

HYEML or been made love to while tied up and blindfolded?

I have! There may have been a third party involved in one situation.

HYEML in a closet?

Nope, need a little more room than that

Have you ever made love with someone else on your mind?

I suppose I have, but, generally I'm just thinking about my wife.

HYEML under a Christmas tree (or Winter Shrub, if you prefer :D)?

yes

Have you ever made love on your desk?

Actually no........ wanna?

HYEML far in the woods with NO chance of being discovered?

nope, the places we did it we could have easily been caught

Have you?

yep yep........ many times!

HYEML on a flat roof-top?

Nope

HYEML on a boat?

Well, just a rowboat and just fondling. :( But it is a fantasy.

HYEML on a roof?

Nope. That's asking for a sunburn in unhappy places here. :D

HYEML in a public bathroom?

not exactly... i once got pulled into a bathroom at a party... this was by the lady of the house who i had recently split up with. She was supposed to be going on holiday the next day with a guy she had started to date again... ther was no lock on the door... sooo...

well he walked in on us and wasn't very pleased to see us doing what we were doing

a prize for anyone who can guess how i difused the situation, lol

but i digress...

MYEML on a boat?

Nope just heavy petting

HYEML in a castle?

nope... but if i had heard of pixies some time ago i would have just in case anyone asked that, lol

HYEML in a hallway or entrance lobby?

Can't say I have.

HYEML in a tent?