What is a relection of the sky in a lake called?


coffee, tea, or me

What is a touch choice. Love my coffee.

What is Hawaiian Kona?

What do the islanders put their ice cream in?

ballet shoes

what is the last thing mistress crammed up the tu-tu wearing sissy boy's ass?

a slip, a pole and a rope

What makes for a sexy, Texan, cattle herding scarecrow?

Flatlander

What is the term for a member of a nomadic tribe of large bosom fearing men?

spermburper

What do you call a "protein upper?"

Koolaid

What is a dildo that has been placed in the 'fridge?

fingered by the mob.

What is group masturbation?

An Army of One.

What is battle fatigue?

What is a sailboat race without wind?

what is a good time to "make the boat rock"?


red hot disk

what when made of metal leaves a nasty welt and the stink of burning flesh?

Red hot poker

What is a pig on the rotisserie ... oh, you said poker not porker. Close enough. :D

For whom the bell tolls

Who is it that a bell fishes with??...Oh, you said tolls not trolls....er is that close enough?

Red Badge of Courage.

What did I get when I gave her what she wanted at that special time?

Dingleberry.

What grows on Dingle Trees?


Direct Deposit

What results from riding bareback?

Speed Zone Ahead

Jackrabbit pace will earn you this.

Splat!

What is the sound cum makes when hitting the wall, a body or something?

a little red light bulb that blinks...

How can you tell a truly fast prostitute?

Amtrak

What is the most common nickname given to a girl who loves to "pull a train"?

Little red caboose

What do you call Lixy's avatar at that time of the month?

Unwavering Loyalty

What do you call the observer of Lixy's avatar at that time of the month? :D :D

Sensitivity

What is a highly prized trait in the male of the species by the female of the species?


BLT

What is an abbreviation for Big Long Tongue in a personal ad?

A Nonstop flight

what is the feeling I have "When I am HIGH on life?"

long red nails

What did the prostitute put on her outside wall because she couldn't find a red light bulb?

Toenail clippers

What instrument is used to perform a female circumcision?


Packed House

What is double vagional penetration.

Soft and chewy.

How would you describe the breasts of all the Pixie's ladies?


Biscuits and gravy

What's one way to refer to cum-covered breasts?

Big Sky Country.

Where is it that the men are men and the sheep are nervous?

deep sheep

What does it mean when you step in something and it goes "BAA?"

pink pussy

What would my cats look like if I shaved all their fur off?


Banana pudding

What could happen if a nude guy stood too close to a blender?

Oil change

What would you need to do if your S/O became allergic to your current lube of choice?


Olives, pickles, and whipped cream

What are three condiments that go with Lixy's sardines and mustard?

Howdy Dowdy

What did I say when I saw dicksbro's new avatar?


Flubadub

What's the proper greeting for rubber duckies found floating in your bath water?

Fly the Friendly Skies

How do you join the Mile High Club?


Sitting in the morning sun